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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. I hear Stewart is coming here and we’re paying him 10 million dollars and he’s going to play QB.
  2. Fuck you tech, fuck you mcguire, fuck you big 12 commissioner, fuck the SEC, fuck you OU you’re fucking dead
  3. Just so we’re all on the same page, I’m still seeing commercials. So just keep that in mind.
  4. Why is Burke in coverage.
  5. 15 FGs in a row, one for each birthday the family court deprived me of him.
  6. Could you guys slow down I’m out of town and my stream is like 2 plays behind. Thanks everyone.
  7. Evan Stewart would have caught that.
  8. Check the rules, tie goes to the home team.
  9. I think we are all going to enjoy having Hill and Muhammad and Baxter on this football team for the next 2 years.
  10. Aggy all time winning percentage is 60% so really it’s more like a 7-5 job.
  11. I wasn’t sure about Black being in the class, but if Josh McCuistionCo-Publisher thinks he’s coming here then it’s a lock.
  12. In this class we arguably have the top edge, WR, OT, and RB in the country. We close on 5 stars on signing days, we flip highly rated commits, we sign guys all over the country and pay top dollar, this is what SEC recruiting is all about.
  13. There are 2 midget tight ends. If we get both of them Sark can open up a candy factory. https://247sports.com/Player/Emaree-Winston-46135650/
  14. I forgot Perot got almost 20% of the popular vote in 92 by just ranting about the deficit. Crazy little fucker.
  15. Similar to Tins, Ten Sushi just opened next to the river oaks district and it fucking sucks.
  16. There are much much worse senators but god damn I fucking hate Manchin and Sinema. Good fucking riddance.
  17. Winston has a crazy offer list for a 5’7 tight end.
  18. His first and last name are both spelled incorrectly.
  19. Was juror #10 on a panel for a capital murder (but no death penalty) case, which means if one of the parties didn't strike me I was fucked. Luckily my extreme opinions and off putting personality saved the day and I was dismissed.
  20. What the fuck was that. If you’re going to call the TO don’t let 40 seconds run. Fucking Christ.
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