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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.
  2. I’d shit my pants if I had to play basketball after eating Halal Guys.
  3. I remember seeing a terrible missed call at a game years back, that was probably you you son of a bitch.
  4. What are we doing here people. Get your shit together.
  5. (Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah
  6. Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo.
  7. This is fun. I love the transfer portal.
  8. Back in my day a shooting at Reagan wouldn’t even make the news.
  9. It’s been a pretty great 24 hours.
  10. If I were Thompson I would blackmail coaches by threatening to transfer to their team. Ask Herman and Frost if he’s bluffing. He even followed Herman to FAU to make sure he went 4-8.
  11. More SJW Hollywood garbage. MAD MAX IS A MAN.
  12. If a less than 5 star WR even sets foot on campus I will attack them.
  13. Dabo is by far the funniest outcome.
  14. Hank Scorpio

    Bert!

  15. Mitchell needs to get into shape enough to give us 25-30 snaps a game. He’s the only planet sized DT we have coming up.
  16. Stoops has a great set up at UK. It’s a basketball school with a historically terrible football team. They do not expect to compete with the big boys. Make SEC money and no one will bitch if you go 8-4 or 7-5 most years.
  17. I hear Stewart is coming here and we’re paying him 10 million dollars and he’s going to play QB.
  18. Fuck you tech, fuck you mcguire, fuck you big 12 commissioner, fuck the SEC, fuck you OU you’re fucking dead
  19. Just so we’re all on the same page, I’m still seeing commercials. So just keep that in mind.
  20. Why is Burke in coverage.
  21. 15 FGs in a row, one for each birthday the family court deprived me of him.
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