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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Looks like you fucked it up.
  2. The fool: I shall go to central market at 5:00 the Friday before Christmas weekend, surely it shan’t be crowded and out of items. The wise man: I went to Costco 2 weeks ago and purchased all the presents, clothing, and food I shall need for all winter.
  3. All of these things are true: 1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 2. He’s a shithead. 3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. It’s not that fucking complicated.
  4. Is Hampton a take next year in the portal?
  5. Opens tweet This is just a silly promo video for a recruit 7 minutes later, weeping I will die for Colin Simmons and his whole family
  6. Sanders is going pro and KJ Jefferson is going to replace him at TE.
  7. Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.
  8. I’d shit my pants if I had to play basketball after eating Halal Guys.
  9. I remember seeing a terrible missed call at a game years back, that was probably you you son of a bitch.
  10. What are we doing here people. Get your shit together.
  11. (Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah
  12. Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo.
  13. This is fun. I love the transfer portal.
  14. Back in my day a shooting at Reagan wouldn’t even make the news.
  15. It’s been a pretty great 24 hours.
  16. If I were Thompson I would blackmail coaches by threatening to transfer to their team. Ask Herman and Frost if he’s bluffing. He even followed Herman to FAU to make sure he went 4-8.
  17. More SJW Hollywood garbage. MAD MAX IS A MAN.
  18. If a less than 5 star WR even sets foot on campus I will attack them.
  19. Dabo is by far the funniest outcome.
  20. Hank Scorpio

    Bert!

  21. Mitchell needs to get into shape enough to give us 25-30 snaps a game. He’s the only planet sized DT we have coming up.
  22. Stoops has a great set up at UK. It’s a basketball school with a historically terrible football team. They do not expect to compete with the big boys. Make SEC money and no one will bitch if you go 8-4 or 7-5 most years.
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