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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Kyle Porter would run for 3 YPC behind this line. He’d also run for 3 YPC behind the 1994 Cowboys line. That’s the Kyle Porter guarantee.
  2. Banks getting recruited over. Sark doesn’t fuck around.
  3. I love KJ Jefferson. He looks like a dock worker who put on some pads and is playing against kids.
  4. Here’s a question I haven’t seen asked but is a valid one: Did the Armenians deserve to be genocided? Many people are saying yes. Also differentiating between genocides is an important point of research. We certainly don’t want all genocides to be considered equal. Perhaps we call it the Armenian kinda-genocide or genocide-lite.
  5. CTJ is my second best friend and he takes me to Applebees all the time.
  6. I only fly Spirit, middle seat, and don’t bring anything with me other than the desire to get to know my fellow passengers.
  7. I believe Xavier Worthy is better than most of the Wyoming players.
  8. Fuck you Wyoming. I’m glad we started fencing the range and practicing commercial beef farming.
  9. When are they turning the stadium orange. I want to go to bed.
  10. I’m gonna invest my money with the two most stilted people I have ever seen at Horizon Bank.
  11. Bench Cook for the rest of the season to send a message
  12. Our safeties are not great. They are good at certain things, but not great overall.
  13. Every guy on this Wyoming D smokes 2 packs of reds a day.
  14. He was barely walking and screaming like a civil war soldier about to have his leg cut off.
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