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Hank Scorpio

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  1. After the first quarter you have to wonder if Sark is on the hot seat.
  2. What the fuck are you doing Sark. No WR room can handle this much talent.
  3. Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Let’s all do our best and have fun
  4. It would be really hard for 4 Dat Nguyens to fit through a regular door.
  5. Listening to the Loochador. You sir are a true sicko. I salute you.
  6. He’s probably going to get a raise: 1. Frank Wilson, LSU -- $950,000 2. Dell McGee, Georgia -- $805,000 3. Tony Alford, Ohio State -- $773,000 4. DeMarco Murray, Oklahoma -- $615,000 5. Curtis Luper, Missouri -- $575,000 6. Robert Gillespie, Alabama -- $565,000 7. Jay Boulware, Kentucky -- $550,000 7. Tashard Choice, Texas -- $550,000 7. Mike Hart, Michigan -- $550,000 10. Todd Goebel, NC State! -- $505,000
  7. I have decided to play running back at the University of Texas.
  8. I would argue rather than Evan Stewart “costing” his team he actually provides a large amount of value as he is a very talented wide receiver who has won many accolades for his play. I think an average wide receiver would not perform as well as Evan Stewart if given the same opportunity. This is perhaps the core aspect of my theory “Evan Stewart is good at football despite being a miserable fuck”
  9. You are picking at nits. He was a freshman all American receiver and has 280 yards and 2 TDS in 2 games this season. He is extremely good at football and would make any team better. He’s also a prick like many very good football players.
  10. Evan Stewart had 11 catches for 142 yards today. I would also like to have him on my team because he is very good at football despite being an asshole.
  11. Alpharetta (GA.) 2026 safety linebacker Ashton Moore "That was big win for Texas and the city of Austin and to go in to bama and win by double digits and the defense to play like that show that coach sarkisian is building something at Texas." A 15 year old did not write that. And if he did I don’t want to know about it. I’m not going back to jail.
  12. Cy-Fair 2024 quarterback Trey Owens “I was confident the whole time, should’ve happened last year” Ok I like Owens now. I predict he starts a fight talking shit from the sideline at the OU game in 2025 after Arch throws a TD.
  13. Disappointed that Burke was only able to gain 40 pounds in one offseason and it wasn’t pure muscle.
  14. We gotta get all the One Fund money into bitcoin and NFTs. Strike while the iron is hot.
  15. Go back to fucking beautiful women in paradise you weepy old fuck.
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