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Hank Scorpio

Burnt Ends
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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Check the rules, tie goes to the home team.
  2. I think we are all going to enjoy having Hill and Muhammad and Baxter on this football team for the next 2 years.
  3. Aggy all time winning percentage is 60% so really it’s more like a 7-5 job.
  4. I wasn’t sure about Black being in the class, but if Josh McCuistionCo-Publisher thinks he’s coming here then it’s a lock.
  5. In this class we arguably have the top edge, WR, OT, and RB in the country. We close on 5 stars on signing days, we flip highly rated commits, we sign guys all over the country and pay top dollar, this is what SEC recruiting is all about.
  6. There are 2 midget tight ends. If we get both of them Sark can open up a candy factory. https://247sports.com/Player/Emaree-Winston-46135650/
  7. I forgot Perot got almost 20% of the popular vote in 92 by just ranting about the deficit. Crazy little fucker.
  8. Similar to Tins, Ten Sushi just opened next to the river oaks district and it fucking sucks.
  9. There are much much worse senators but god damn I fucking hate Manchin and Sinema. Good fucking riddance.
  10. His first and last name are both spelled incorrectly.
  11. Was juror #10 on a panel for a capital murder (but no death penalty) case, which means if one of the parties didn't strike me I was fucked. Luckily my extreme opinions and off putting personality saved the day and I was dismissed.
  12. What the fuck was that. If you’re going to call the TO don’t let 40 seconds run. Fucking Christ.
  13. They can’t afford to fire Jimbo. Only move that makes sense is to made him AD and then bring in Briles to coach. And then they’ll keep the rest of the staff since Jimbo hand picked them.
  14. You kid should go to a fun college and spend your money doing drugs.
  15. D is not prepared for this offense. They’ve got numbers on all these run plays.
  16. Time for Burnt Ends to step up and send Sanders to Germany for that knee treatment Lebron gets.
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