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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I can’t imagine why a black person would be a cop either.
  2. Your music heroes are Eddie Van Halen and Charlie Daniels?
  3. Someone give him a bid, we need the dues.
  4. So I think I get it now. Nate Paul gets raided by the FBI and turns to Paxton, who he has donated to, and asks him to get the feds off his back. Paxton apparently takes him up on this offer and either does something improper or takes money or both and his deputies find out about it. At this point it becomes clear that Paxton is a sinking ship so they get ahead of it and turn him in while resigning. Mateer covers his own ass and shanks Paxton on his way out the door. He doesn’t care because he’s a main stream evangelical Christian Republican grifter and Paxton is just a regular grifter, which is a different kind than the lawyer who sues a school because they won’t let students answer math problems with Bible verses grifter.
  5. Love texting with the boys when I know a jury is going to see it.
  6. I’ll give you three times the price. No.
  7. On offense, the line looked better on Saturday afternoon, but there has to be a point along the way where one of your talented true freshmen or a youngster like Layden Robinson represents an upgrade somewhere among the starting five, or at least you'd think so. hahaha yes please start some freshman olinemen
  8. I think he’s taller than his listed height. You can get an accurate read on it from that video, since he stands up perfectly straight on every fucking play
  9. My prediction is that Prestige Worldwide was laundering cartel money and Paul was using his new found wealth to cut in politicians to real estate deals or just good old fashioned cash under the table. Paxton is fucking broke and stupid I’m sure he would take a big sack with dollar signs on it while saying “thank you for the bribe.”
  10. I think we should beat the other team!
  11. It’s hilarious that Mateer turned him in. He is probably a bigger piece if shit than Paxton.
  12. Normally when you see a bunch of chatter about a debate and the Democrat is owning the republican with facts and logic it’s just some lame nerd shit that isn’t nearly as entertaining as its hyped up to be. This is not that. Graham got fucking destroyed in a way that is astonishing for a career politician, even a spineless shit like him.
  13. Sounds like you should have given him a beer you asshole.
  14. Has any UT player ever fucked up more simple easy plays inside the 5 yard line than Ingram?
  15. 3 timeouts and plenty of time. Perfect for a 3 and out and punt and then a stop on D and get the ball back with 1 minute and no timeouts at our own 20. Mensa Tom knows.
  16. I don’t know why but I fucking hate Jake Smith.
  17. Hahahaha this is fun. We’re having fun.
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