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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Tom Herman is clearly Hilary Clinton. Has unlimited resources and only has to beat a historically shitty Big 12 and he hires a bunch of fucking morons to run his team and doesn’t even bother to campaign in Wisconsin and completely shits the bed. At least Donald Trump won something.
  2. Ken Paxton fucked up by protecting a fellow grifter. The first rule of grifting is to not grift a grifter. That’s what marks are for. These fucking amateurs make me miss Rick Perry. No need for low level grifts, just make sure your legitimately rich friends make as much money as possible and you’re set.
  3. lol bob dole is still alive
  4. So a poster’s brother suspiciously already knew about the fires before it was on the news and Js has been friends with him since high school. This goes deeper than I thought.
  5. Fucking amateurs mixing up reps and navigators.
  6. Liar. No one over 15 is from there.
  7. I don’t think small birds should be getting COVID tests.
  8. Sounds like we have our prime suspect.
  9. I can’t imagine why a black person would be a cop either.
  10. Your music heroes are Eddie Van Halen and Charlie Daniels?
  11. Someone give him a bid, we need the dues.
  12. So I think I get it now. Nate Paul gets raided by the FBI and turns to Paxton, who he has donated to, and asks him to get the feds off his back. Paxton apparently takes him up on this offer and either does something improper or takes money or both and his deputies find out about it. At this point it becomes clear that Paxton is a sinking ship so they get ahead of it and turn him in while resigning. Mateer covers his own ass and shanks Paxton on his way out the door. He doesn’t care because he’s a main stream evangelical Christian Republican grifter and Paxton is just a regular grifter, which is a different kind than the lawyer who sues a school because they won’t let students answer math problems with Bible verses grifter.
  13. Love texting with the boys when I know a jury is going to see it.
  14. I’ll give you three times the price. No.
  15. On offense, the line looked better on Saturday afternoon, but there has to be a point along the way where one of your talented true freshmen or a youngster like Layden Robinson represents an upgrade somewhere among the starting five, or at least you'd think so. hahaha yes please start some freshman olinemen
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