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Hank Scorpio

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  1. This is good news. Urban will be here by the time he’s actually going to sign and why go to Ohio to play for Ohio State when he can do that in Texas.
  2. Hearing that the Surly Lib PAC has been added to the indictment against Bannon and the Build the Wall gofundme him and those grifters set up that they stole all the money from. Not sure anyone will get their money back, I heard Larry and jimmyjazz took most of the money and bought boats that subsequently sunk when they went to the Trump boat rally on Lake Travis to show that cooperation between liberals and Republicans is possible.
  3. This is your punishment for bringing up that cursed video
  4. Some of the ideas in this thread are the stupidest fucking things I have ever seen. And I just read the ttom thread.
  5. No one understands and writes better stuff about Trump and Trumpism than David Roth.
  6. Lindsey Graham isn’t going to switch parties.
  7. Tell your wife to call me.
  8. It seems like both Republicans and Democrats failed to learn from their most recent losses. After Romney lost the Republicans needed to stop being so racist and socially conservative to appeal to a larger demographic of minorities and young people. Instead they doubled down on all that stupid shit and yeah, Trump won, but it has and will continue to fuck them in the long run. After Clinton lost the Democrats didn’t learn the lesson that voters need a reason to vote for you that isn’t just “look at these crazy Republican assholes, you can’t vote for them so you have to vote for me.” They didn’t run on any meaningful platform change or give voters a clear message about why they should want a Democrat in office. So you get the shit ass results we’ve seen so far. Basically all of this is the end of Burn After Reading.
  9. List of things that are Hillary’s fault: 1. Not flipping the Senate 2. Barely scraping out a Biden victory 3. Climate change (think about it) 4. The Iraq war 5. Canceling the tv show Firefly after 1 season 6. High Republican turnout in the rust belt 7. The Star Wars prequels 8. The bank denying me a loan because I wouldn’t tell them my name and only had Pokemon cards as collateral
  10. Also can we talk about how all of this is Hillary Clinton’s fault? Because it is.
  11. Yeah, that’s the biggest issue. Not the law that says votes received after the election aren’t counted. That’s just a good and cool law that is totally fair and every other state has the same law and there’s nothing we can or should do about it and fuck those idiots.
  12. There’s a newish Sichuan place called Taste Sichuan by the Galleria that is pretty damn good. Better than Mala in Montrose, maybe a notch below Mala in Chinatown.
  13. /steps up to podium /taps microphone /places lips directly on microphone BERNIE WOULD HAVE ALREADY WON
  14. Dems need to quit being pussies and actually start fighting back. Last night inspired me to join a local ISIS cell and I pledge to take Dan Crenshaw’s remaining eye. Join me in paradise brothers! Inshallah.
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