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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Look, there’s only one way we get Ewers but I’m not sure we should do it. Dodge just came out with the t-rex truck which is the only truck bigger and faster than the Ford Raptor OSU bought him. If Sark cruised up to Southlake in a t-rex and dropped it off with an overly elaborate handshake and used the word bro 15 times, Ewers would commit on the spot. But careful what you wish for because with that much power under the hood and that much bleach in his tips he isn’t going to listen to any coach telling him what to do.
  2. Confirmed. The storm is coming. -Q
  3. Please stop mocking my son.
  4. I don’t like posting personal details to the board, but yes, that is my son Laramie and I am so proud of him. You can see why he and Tunmise were best friends. I say were because they’ve had a falling out but, like Harvdog, I still want to remind all of you that Tunmise is the most amazing kid I have ever met in my entire life and I wish I had a daughter who could marry him.
  5. I for one trust and support the son of the former owner who has never accomplished anything in his life and who everyone calls Tommy Boy behind his back and who has been bamboozled by an evangelical snake oil salesman over the 25 year old top-5 QB. Just common sense.
  6. Didn’t know you were an anti semite.
  7. Show. Me. A. Loss.
  8. Get the baby a gun so the dog doesn’t need to defend it. Most problems can be solved with guns.
  9. Too fucking bad. What is that person going to do, not vote for a Democrat?
  10. How are they so bad at politics. Never too early to start handling Republican a sweep in the midterms.
  11. Obviously Bama looked good but I’m worried about Sark opening up the playbook and giving all our opponents next year valuable tape to game plan with. Not a great start for the Sark era.
  12. Not equipped? Did you forget this? Possibly the most powerful political statement I’ve ever seen.
  13. Why? Because she doesn’t have a penis? Typical misogynist leftist.
  14. Kind of amazed that so many people here are attacking a dead guy, have some decency. But for those of you that didn’t know, Tahoe died during the riot. He was the guy who tasered himself in the nuts and had a heart attack. RIP.
  15. Not now aggie. We’ll deal with you later.
  16. I like that you posted the “I am dumb” post 3 times in a row, strikingly similar to what a dumb person would do.
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