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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Just wait until Sark gets the UT black card and walks into Abels.
  2. Yeah Dick Durbin saying shut the fuck up and take your $600 because “we need to rename the military bases” clearly shows that the Dem establishment cares about what matters.
  3. Not only did Biden turn his back on including progressives in his cabinet, he just sentenced Bernie to death by lethal injection.
  4. I’m hearing that Txtow is going to be her chief of staff.
  5. Biden should have tossed a couple of pool cues to Pete and Amy and whoever walked out alive got transportation.
  6. Im sorry, is this man bothering you Ms. Whiggins? I’m not sure how he got in here, let me take him outside. YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU LEAVE MS WHIGGINS ALONE! MS WHIGGINS IS A SAINT! Ok, all good here.
  7. Texas is a big state made up of lots of different kinds of people and geography, so your drink needs to reflect that. Start with a fish bowl in the shape of the Alamo. Then add one bottle of Sotol, which is a kind of liquor I have definitely heard of before, which represents South Texas. Then toss in a couple of pine cones in the most racist way possible and you’ve got your East Texas. Next, you’re going to need something from the gulf coast, a half dozen of those huge ass mutant oysters (with their liquor) should do the trick, and leave them on the half shell so that they sink to the bottom. West Texas is an obvious choice: crude oil, but you could just use Kahlua instead. Top with equal parts tomato juice, milk, and curaçao (red white and blue of the Texas flag) and then stick in a couple of lit sparklers and you’ve got yourself an all Texas drink. You’re welcome.
  8. Comparing Ted Cruz and Pete is fucking ridiculous. One of them believes in nothing but his own personal advancement and talks out of both sides of his mouth and the other is a Senator.
  9. Can he get a waiver so he can continue to sit on the Raytheon board? Seems like that would be a good idea to reduce redundancy and streamline our never ending war policy.
  10. The CIA has to be thrilled that they are going to have an asset made the Chinese ambassador.
  11. Rubio is a genius. Normally a nasty little worm freak like him is gonna pay $100+ to some chick on onlyfans to call him a cuck and tell him he has a small dick, but instead he gets it for free.
  12. If those kids don’t want to get blown up maybe they shouldn’t have pissed off the Saudi royal family. Hopefully the Saudis send them a bill for making our sweet ass bombs blow up all over them.
  13. There is really only one person who has the pedigree, experience, and wisdom to please all sides as FBI director: James Comey. Please sir save our country one more time.
  14. I’m sorry I made fun of you Ms. Tanden.
  15. Man I miss La Reyna.
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