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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Leon tried to fight some fans but couldn’t catch them as they walked out.
  2. Is 10,000 waves still open? That place is awesome. Shit, I’m an old fuck too.
  3. Bunch of old fucks talking about Santa Fe. Who would have guessed.
  4. I hope you fucking love turquoise.
  5. I call dibs on the Venezuelan part.
  6. The Bear is better than Ted Lasso at being Ted Lasso. 30 minute episodes, character growth, people you root for succeeding, and not an entire season about how Jason Sudekis is sad he’s getting divorced because Harry Styles dicked down Olivia Wilde so hard she left him.
  7. Like I’m going to buy 24 Four Lokos a week from one store.
  8. I am still amazed at how you are all able to get these bottles. I thought to myself “it’s a long weekend, perhaps I’ll pick up a nice bottle of bourbon that all the homosexuals on Surly seem to enjoy” and went to 4 different liquor stores in Houston and they didn’t have shit. I bought some store pick Maker’s Mark and made a Manhattan. It was fine.
  9. I still don’t know what the chief saw in her even if he was a fracking cylon.
  10. Herd is a fucking loser who needs to fuck off to some bullshit conservative DC think tank funded by Raytheon and show up on cable news occasionally arguing why we need to invade Iran.
  11. Velvet taco is fucking garbage and they are all over Houston now. Torchy’s also generally sucks but I have a soft spot for a trashy trailer park.
  12. You forgot about the all the money. Piles and piles of cash. I hear people, especially 18 year olds, fucking love having lots of money.
  13. Definitely don’t drive. Did you hear what happened to Robert Earl Keen’s car?
  14. Player parent groups are super important for recruiting. I’m in a text thread with Trejo and St. Louis’ dads and helped recruit both kids. I mostly just send them funny memes and ask them if they know ctj but they don’t respond.
  15. Give him $250k in NIL money and a welding torch and just see what happens.
  16. Going to need someone to figure out who his host was. Because that guy has it all figured out.
  17. Gracias. Dr. Sleep it is.
  18. Got a long plane flight, any recs for a newish King novel? I’ve read all the classics but haven’t read a new one since 11/22/63.
  19. I don’t know what he’s going to do, but giving Hampton access to a welding torch seems like a bad idea.
  20. She already has a bottle cap opener and a wireless mouse.
  21. This appears to be the correct thread for this, it’s my ex wife’s anniversary with her trainer Cody and I need some gift advice. Do I go with the Susie Gold Cuff Bracelet in Marine Kyocera Opal? Or the Lillia Butterfly Silver Delicate Bracelet in White Crystal?
  22. Convert Simmons to TE. Boom. Problem solved.
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