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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hmmmm I feel like $30 is a good deal to find out what top prospect is on a visit to Texas. How else would you know?
  2. I bought 50 tickets and sent them all to Derka.
  3. If we’re using Twitter follows to determine what someone is going to do then it looks like I’m joining a Korean boy band.
  4. Costco delivery slaps. Fuck fighting the crowds, just get it delivered.
  5. There is no god damn way HCC lets immamac in.
  6. Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000.
  7. I am also too big for most cars but I love jewelry.
  8. Think how many tight ends that could have fed.
  9. Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together?
  10. I look forward to how Worthy handles all of this forthcoming tough love!
  11. Say it to my face motherfucker
  12. Duce won’t be forced to eat lunch with immamac if he goes to Georgia. Advantage A&M.
  13. That last shot was just for fun.
  14. Some guy: I think this class might be sub par CTJ:
  15. Chris Simms limo > Colton Vasek air fryer
  16. I need the Lucci spin on why this was a great hire and a coup only Jimbo could pull off after Lucci reported that they passed on Petrino.
  17. Current Austin sucks ass, it was so much better when it was called Waterloo.
  18. We need to do everything we can to keep Worthy, he’s a special talent and even with the drops and low effort he’s a top 20 WR nationally. That being said, I don’t think I have ever disliked a player more who isn’t an actual bad guy. I almost wish he was a shithead like Evan Stewart.
  19. Someone get a bunch of NIL money and tell Watts he gets it if he will play safety.
  20. Fuck the WRs, Sweat coming back is huge. We need a big space eating NT/1 tech and don’t have anyone to replace him who isn’t a freshman.
  21. The moral of the story is never take a QB from Lake Travis.
  22. Have any of you even heard of Purdue’s executive MBA program?
  23. Who the fuck is that little nerd
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