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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. This guy fucked my wife!
  2. When I think cool high school football parents, I think of Lake Travis and Westlake.
  3. Listen Shaddie, our opinions on this defense aren’t based on you sucking at football.
  4. Picking out a new victim.
  5. Hi Jackson it’s ND head coach Marcus Freeman, do you have a second to chat? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT You can’t talk on the phone? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT I was actually calling about a WR of your te- I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT Ok Jackson have a good day (LOUD SCREECHING)
  6. Man, haven’t seen a BUT OBAMA in awhile. Reminds me of simpler times.
  7. That’s a good article but fuck Vanity Fair for perpetuating the “actually there are good people around Trump who disagrees but stayed on to save this country” narrative. Fucking ship that Kiwi fuck back to Middle Earth.
  8. Stewart needs to transfer to UT and he can live in my garage apartment (with me). I can fix him.
  9. I gotta go to Silicon Valley and start a Republican campaign/consulting firm. Just free money from these mutants.
  10. Quick, everyone over to the Texags thread!
  11. I bear no particular ill will towards King but his tears are so so sweet.
  12. That was some dumb ass shit that we would have done when strong was coach. Hopefully Venables is just Strong 2.0.
  13. 3 and out? Sark has gotta go.
  14. Sark out there just playin Xbox
  15. If I needed a non work truck for hunting/hauling I would get a new Maverick. Practical, cheap, good gas mileage, and will probably last forever.
  16. I get that they have to keep Brandon locked away because he’s 900 years old and they don’t want everyone to see that but they should turn him loose with regular people more often. He’s good at chopping it up with voters, even MAGA ones.
  17. I’m at a bar drinking the Garrison Brothers Balmorhea and it’s good as hell. Can you get it at a regular liquor store or do I have to jack off some liquor store clerk to get on a special list to get in line at 6 AM.
  18. West Virginia is so fucking bad.
  19. I have a lot of problems with Sark but he’s been pretty good (Tech second half notwithstanding) at pulling off junk gadget plays, especially when you have a QB the defense knows can’t throw deep or over the middle. Half the playbook is useless with Card.
  20. Worthy should starts.
  21. The left side of the line is not doing card any favors.
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