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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. There was always a 50/50 chance Stewart would flame out eventually because he’s an insane diva, but starting after game 2 is just so beautiful.
  2. I get that’s he’s got slow feet but that guy blocks the fuck outta people.
  3. Casey Thompson got 2 head coaches fired in 18 months.
  4. Card played his ass off on one leg and he deserves huge props. He’s also got a fucking noodle arm and every 99.5er pumping him up before the season is a dumb bitch.
  5. It will be interesting to see if the aggies can make Jimbo hire a real OC. They can’t fire him.
  6. Thank you to everyone posting these screenshots. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
  7. THATS MY BOY!
  8. Any insider info about how the death of the Queen will impact the class?
  9. STARTING DEFENSE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
  10. You bring them because we’re going to beat Bama god dammit.
  11. You god damn nerds need to stop buying all the good stuff. I go to Specs and they don’t have shit because you motherfuckers are on double secret lists and wait in line at 10:00 am on a Tuesday like a bunch of methadone addicts.
  12. I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the father of the holder.
  13. Ewers reminds me less of gunslinger Brett Favre and more of pill addict Brett Favre.
  14. Mitchell has great technique. When you’re that tall you want to stand up straight as soon as the ball is snapped to intimidate the oline.
  15. Jacob is amazing. He taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.
  16. Surprised they let Standish take that video since he’s in the band and should be preparing for the halftime show.
  17. Why do you have 5 children. What is wrong with you.
  18. Immamac needs to get Sark on the podcast to explain himself. We’re BMDs now and demand an explanation.
  19. Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped.
  20. Remember when I first met Dr. Guy, I was working as a janitor and I solved this math problem he wrote on a chalkboard.
  21. If calling people motherfuckers gets you elected I’m gonna be the motherfuckin president.
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