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Hank Scorpio

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  1. There is only one way to defeat these murderous Irish. The team must give praise to Allah and swear to a holy jihad to expel these filthy Catholic invaders from our homeland of Omaha.
  2. WHERE HAS THAT BEEN ALL SEASON HUH TRISTAN? You’re doing a great job I love you
  3. I’m gonna start wearing a hat and doing the zip my finger around the brim pointing thing that baseball players do.
  4. Tell this sunburned dago to shut the fuck up, there’s baseball going on.
  5. I don’t care that ND beat Tenn and RPI whatever, these guys fucking suck and are getting lucky.
  6. Hansen needs to fire a fastball into the nuts of that douche on first. Quit squatting like that you fucking ginger.
  7. I know baseball is random but we are way better than these fucking Irish Catholic 30 year olds and they are getting god damn fucking lucky.
  8. Who are these fucking losers announcing the game?
  9. Now’s the time Trey, charge the mound with an aluminum bat!
  10. This whole game is bullshit. Whose idea was this.
  11. No big deal, Pete just setting up the dp
  12. Faltine is going to fight this mustachioed bastard by the end of the night, mark my words.
  13. The bottom of the ND lineup looks like the bottom of every Texas lineup ever except this year.
  14. Flood is going to put 100 pounds on him and make him a tackle
  15. What’s the scouting report on ND? I assume a bunch of old timey Irish with curly mustaches named Paddy and Mick.
  16. As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!”
  17. Hearing that Del Conte is not happy with Pierce and he’s coaching for his job tomorrow.
  18. I got some questions about these so called military academies. First off, that giant fucking AF pitcher/catcher guy, how the fuck is he going to fit in a cockpit? He can’t be in the damn Air Force. And second, how does the Navy have a baseball team? Where do they play? On a boat? That makes no sense.
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