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Hank Scorpio

Burnt Ends
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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Good riddance. Everyone knows you can’t trust Neto
  2. Evan Stewart is a messy bitch who loves drama and I am here for it.
  3. Can’t wait to see him battle it out with Merrill for a backup OT spot.
  4. Please let the Black Unicorn gallop back into the class.
  5. Based on our o-line play shouldn’t we have tried to set up an NIL deal with a whiffle ball manufacturer? Give an award for the whiff of the week or something like that? I kid, I kid, this is an excellent organization.
  6. The pork ribs are actually dog ribs and the liquor store is an abandoned well.
  7. Brick vault is so fucking good. Their pork ribs are amazing. And there’s finally a god damn liquor store next to it so you don’t have to stock up on the way or drive to Alpine.
  8. I’m worried about the Burnt Ends program once the NIL stuff gets started. I don’t think we should have both. Assuming Burnt Ends keeps growing like it should we’re going to be looking at 4-5 million dollars a year. That’s means every TE is going to be making 7figs which means that every player will want to be a TE. All the WRs will start bulking up and half the defense will be trying to learn to catch. We’ll have 20 TEs in the good damn roster. Better to let everyone get paid equally from the new NIL than destroy the locker room with constant TE fights.
  9. Players go into Sark’s office for end of season reviews and
  10. Was it Wiley or Moorer who made the injured players dig ditches during practice. That guy was awesome.
  11. God dammit Stewart is going to be Worthy level good no matter where he plays.
  12. I bet ISU doesn’t even have a business school.
  13. My wife just made me the best tasting brisket I’ve ever had.
  14. Welcome back bitch
  15. You’re dating a teenager?
  16. When will the corrupt MSM acknowledge a FATHERS right to see his kids even though the CORRUPT FAMILY COURT has ordered a child's FATHER to pay his BACK CHILD SUPPORT even though his BITCH wife has plenty of money now that she's living with BRAD.
  17. lol we're not going to a bowl game
  18. I just took out $250,000 in college loans and applied for2022. Fingers crossed.
  19. Now that we suck I will become a “rankings don’t matter guy” to cope. We need guys who want to play here and are competitors, not highly ranked show offs who care more about social media favs than football plays. Also all of our lower ranked commits are great evals by the staff who fit our system.
  20. We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.
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