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Hank Scorpio

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  1. lol we're not going to a bowl game
  2. I just took out $250,000 in college loans and applied for2022. Fingers crossed.
  3. Now that we suck I will become a “rankings don’t matter guy” to cope. We need guys who want to play here and are competitors, not highly ranked show offs who care more about social media favs than football plays. Also all of our lower ranked commits are great evals by the staff who fit our system.
  4. We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.
  5. What scenario would result in the worst possible outcome for UT football? Because that is the one that will happen.
  6. “You seen that Dune movie? Bout a buncha giant fuckin worms? Shits crazy.”
  7. I don’t really care if we win, I’m just trying to get an invite to the Baroness Von Wilhelm’s box at DKR. She puts on the most fabulous salons of the season.
  8. Sydney’s right, his weirdo friend tanks the whole plan.
  9. I was sure the kid was going to be black.
  10. Who are we talking about? Is it me? I feel like it’s me.
  11. I made $875,000 last year and spent it all on NFTs.
  12. I use voir dire to work on my standup material. It’s mostly race humor, juries don’t seem to like it much but fuck them, the judge gave me an hour and I’m going to use it.
  13. My favorite was when we bombed the only infant formula factory in Iraq and he said it was really a biological weapons factory which, of course, it was not. https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/inatl/longterm/fogofwar/vignettes/v4.htm
  14. Im not reading anything before I post you cowards.
  15. We're getting Banks. He's going to be here this weekend and Flood has a bag full of thumbdrives loaded up with Dogecoin to give him.
  16. Gotta give those guys credit, they played a heck of a game tonight and deserved the big win, especially at home. Games like that are what college football is all about. Going to be a wild ride this season and I’m excited to see how it all plays out.
  17. Samples isn’t going anywhere. He bought Jerry Jones’ mansion on turtle creek and makes 37 million dollars a year. No one at SMU even knows he works there so he doesn’t bother showing up to work.
  18. Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution?
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