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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Stay in your lane dinosaur boy, the alien experts are talking.
  2. Hank Scorpio

    High

    I bought some of those fake weed gummies they sell in Texas now. What the fuck. How is this legal. I’m so high.
  3. Where do you live? Lake Travis or Memorial? Which is it Bill? I always knew you were a liar.
  4. The fuck are you nerds talking about in here
  5. Im watching a live feed of the locker room and Del Conte just walked in and started reading your post to Pierce, thank God.
  6. Disappointing season, gotta think Pierce is on the hot seat after that. The standard is winning the championship every single year and Pierce just isn’t cutting it.
  7. Baseball team really let us down, can’t imagine that loss is sitting well with the recruits. Sark needs to think of these things before scheduling OVs.
  8. Not to toot my own horn but I like to think I helped land one of our biggest commits. I’m not going to name names but let’s just say Sark couldn’t just “snap” his fingers and get his commitment, it was more of a “long” shot. Anyways, he shows up for his official visit but the guard at the stadium wouldn’t let him in because his name wasn’t on the list and he didn’t appear to be a football player. Luckily Laramie was also having trouble getting in (even though he has a note from Banks that says he’s on the team) and they struck up a friendship. Then Laramie calls me to see if we can host him for his visit so I go pick them up and take them to that laser tag place at Northcross mall. Things got pretty wild and we ended up going to see a movie too. By Sunday he was ready to sign the commitment papers I drafted up for him and the rest is history.
  9. Hank Scorpio

    Dessert

    Bring your wife over to Hank’s and I’ll take some pictures of her too.
  10. I'm pretty booked up the rest of this week since they just opened a new Arby's by my house but I should have some time to meet on this early next week.
  11. Fuck, the chapter president just told me that we need the dues.
  12. False. He is my congressman and Montrose is awesome.
  13. None of you nerds are getting bids.
  14. I'll miss you, Black Unicorn.
  15. What the fuck is this reasonable shit. I want Surly to sponsor many players as possible and make them post here non stop all day while fat middle aged men with anger issues tell them that they suck and post unfounded rumors about their families and character.
  16. Heard he was afraid of the competition here, knew he’d likely be on the bench for the next 4 years.
  17. Needed that strike out of the make a wish kid.
  18. This pitcher will eventually go to jail for Medicare fraud.
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