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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I will find and kill God if Bijan is hurt.
  2. Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles?
  3. Keys for the second half: 1. Play hard 2. Have fun 3. Make friends
  4. Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game.
  5. Derry is not what I am talking about but Renfro is exactly what I am talking about.
  6. It’s probably because I’m racist, but I like finally having one of those low ranked, overachieving, super jacked white linebackers that Iowa State or Wisconsin always have flying all over the field. It’s fun.
  7. Proud to be a part of that touchdown, I heard Brewer didn’t have enough money to buy cleats so he was always slipping in practice but after getting the Burnt Ends money he was able to steal some from Foot Locker.
  8. You know Sark saw this. That’s what $10 a month gets you.
  9. We need a Rojo Bijan wildcat package. Maybe I’ll suggest that to Steve at our next boosters meeting.
  10. Our line is holding more than Ramonce Taylor at an SAE party.
  11. Line doesn’t look great but I bet we’ve got a lot of incoming talent that will be able to fill in going forward.
  12. Dicker needs to stick to punting. I know a certain freshman who would have made that easy.
  13. What the fuck is our head coach doing finding multiple ways to get the ball into our best player’s hands?
  14. If I’m not technically a booster then why am I lighting cigars with $100 bills and complaining about a Charlie Strong not being head coach material?
  15. Everyone needs to stop it with the recruiting shit until we get to the bottom of that backwards cheerleader. What the fuck.
  16. Shut the fuck up
  17. Now that I am an official booster I would like to dictate how my $10 is distributed each month. Helm has a big game, toss him an extra 75 cents. Wiley gets a holding penalty, maybe he’s got to wait until next month to get his $2.50.
  18. Tom Herman has really let himself go.
  19. What if… I complain about both of those things, because they all suck.
  20. This burnt ends deal is awesome. Usually when I give teenagers money I get arrested.
  21. I’m hungover just thinking about those frozen screwdrivers.
  22. Real question is are these new commits SEC good?
  23. We are so fucked. I just checked the roster and we have zero players on defense who will still be on the team in 2028. Huge hole in the roster that Sark needs to fix ASAP.
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