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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Also Burke was offered by Harbuagh, who is a witch when it comes to D end offers for lower ranked guys. I refuse to google any of this but off the top of my head Kwitty, Wincovich, Hutchinson, Taco, not Gary he was a top recruit, and maybe Frank Clark?
  2. Sad, stupid, Westlake honks: “Surely Vasek will win several Hesimans due to his superior breeding and top notch coaching” Wise, intelligent, Austin High fan: “lol who is Charles Wright and why does he play for Texas”
  3. Motherfucker I am aware, I’m about to become a bankruptcy lawyer along with every other mass tort lawyer.
  4. It’s going to be interesting to see how many companies follow J&J’s lead. I would think 3M almost certainly will.
  5. Look, every lawyers favorite thing to do is authoritatively speculate on topics they know nothing about while insisting that they are correct no matter what.
  6. Just rename this thread to “Twicehorn showing his ass”
  7. lol fuck him
  8. I just want to know if the team is practicing with more intensity than last year and the older players are stepping up and holding everyone accountable. Maybe someone could find out if the early enrollees are turning some heads.
  9. Are we going to suck next year? I feel like we’re gonna suck.
  10. Can’t believe ESPN is fucking up. There are literally tens of people trying to watch this game.
  11. Fucking Johnny Dirtbag up to bat.
  12. Stevens giant tiger tattoo on his left arm is hilarious, the camera angle makes it look like the tiger is staring at you.
  13. I support the Shriners and all but they really shouldn’t let patients be in charge of the replay review.
  14. Pretty sure he’s a burn victim.
  15. They need some sort of extremely loud ship horn to play after every Melendez hit.
  16. This pitcher has outstanding warrants in 5 non contiguous Tennessee counties.
  17. I tuned in for the disabled kids.
  18. Every white guy on Tennessee is on steroids.
  19. Melendez really is the Hispanic Titanic, but in a bad way now not the good way from earlier.
  20. If Kennedy doesn’t get plunked there he strikes out, I have never been more certain of anything in my life.
  21. I want the 400 lb lineman. Put some good weight on him, get him to 450, and dare teams to run on us.
  22. She’s a fucking imbecile and by far the best Republican candidate in that race.
  23. I like Pierce but every time I see him at third base I think “look at that little fucking nerd”
  24. This fucker is going to walk home 5 runs while hopping off the mound each time.
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