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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. There was just something about Strong, you could tell from the beginning that he wasn’t head coach material. Defensive coordinator, sure, but not a head coach.
  2. I swear to fucking God I will kill someone if Sark puts Epps in a goal line package.
  3. I realize that the UT 9.95ers would have done the same, but it is hilarious to me that one of those former Verizon store assistant managers turned OU 247 recruiting analysts was sitting in line at Burger King getting dinner at 11:00 at night after dropping his kids off at his ex-wife’s house and sees a squad of cops surround and pull out an OU player at gunpoint. Then he confirms the story with the cop and decides to sit on out of “respect for the team” even though it’s inevitable it will be out in 12 hours. Just sitting in his car eating chicken fries while wearing a visor with Oakleys on top pondering the dilemma of breaking the story and pretending to be a big time connected reporter but then getting frozen out by his only source on the teams training staff. But then he’s proud of himself because he decides to be loyal to the school he never went to and the program/players that have no idea who he is.
  4. Sorry Ahmed, I know you were a translator for US troops in Afghanistan for the last 10 years and Al-Qaeda has you and your entire family on a kill list and we promised you sanctuary, but Joe Biden can’t let you in and stimulate the economy at the same time.
  5. No way any previous Texas coach would have kept in touch with a recruit like this and pulled it off. It’s the definition of tampering and I love it. Sark is bringing Texas into modern college football. Release the bag men!
  6. God dammit Joe. You were doing so good with the trains and now this bullshit.
  7. Where. Is. Nestor.
  8. He also posts here as Ghost of LL.
  9. He’s the guy from City Slickers.
  10. How about Bill Kristol?
  11. Posting about trains when you are not autistic is stolen valor.
  12. I’m not going to get into this, but acting like Citizens United is just obviously correct and sorry there’s nothing we can do about it because free speech is just a pure mush brained lawyer take.
  13. Joe you son of a bitch I love you.
  14. What about Chicago?!
  15. The homepage on Mitchell’s computer is the NCAA transfer portal website.
  16. Any politician who runs on a platform of creating a national or even just regional high speed rail transit system gets my vote. I’m a single issue voter and it’s trains. Imagine getting on an easily accessible train in downtown Houston and being in downtown Dallas in a couple of hours.
  17. Maybe don’t pinch hit a make a wish kid with the bases loaded in a tie game.
  18. I give Joe a lot of shit, but this is pretty impressive.
  19. I am pretty drunk right now.
  20. New game plan, let Witt pitch every inning for the rest of the series.
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