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Hank Scorpio

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  1. There is one VERY OBVIOUS way he ends up in this class and if he does we’re going to be unstoppable.
  2. Landing Alexander would be the most important recruiting win since VY.
  3. lol these Fairfield guys fucking suck
  4. Don’t want to jump the gun here, but with the new NCAA rules allowing athletes to profit from their endorsements I’ve been having some pretty interesting conversations with a certain shampoo/conditioner company and let’s just say Laramie Pro-V might be hitting the shelves soon.
  5. Hell yes. Just guys being dudes on the high seas for 2 hours. Just release one of these every 2 years and take my money.
  6. Give me Murphy over Ewers all day long. You can’t teach that kind of arm talent and it really lets Sark open up the playbook. Ohio State is screwed when they’re facing 3rd and 78, but you know Sark will have a 79 yard play dialed up thanks to Murphy. It’s simple math.
  7. I think it’s cool they still let him play in the middle school league.
  8. Never a doubt.
  9. It seems to me that being the best running back in the country and having enough credits to graduate a year early means that this guy is, at least anecdotally, pretty smart and driven. I was in jazz choir and got unlimited time on all my tests because my parents got divorced and I doubt I could graduate a year early if I tried. He’s gonna retire at 25 with 50 million dollars in the bank and 200 total carries. Hell yes.
  10. That guy came to my office and sold me a fax machine in 1987.
  11. Sark seems to know his stuff about play calling and film analysis. He’s almost as knowledgeable as Ian Boyd.
  12. I read an article that the family was talking about suing Kushner and that he wants to settle to avoid the publicity. He invited them to meet at the Saudi consulate in Turkey to hash out a settlement.
  13. How does this compare to an MBA from Stanford?
  14. Exactly. What if he misses a block because he was promoting his social media instead of studying his play book and the LB breaks both of Card's legs and then they both have to be amputated and Card is in a wheelchair for his entire life and he gets hooked on pain killers during rehab and then he overdoses. I get wanting to do what's best for your career but Blue literally killed Hudson Card in this all too real scenario that will certainly happen.
  15. Don’t listen to him, he’s obsessed with my son and frankly it’s becoming a problem.
  16. I mean it’s not ideal for a malcontent player to quit his senior year no matter how talented he is and it seems insincere to try and paint this as a normal business decision a player makes because he is concerned with getting overworked or CTE. That being said every top prospect should do this and then in college if they are studs as freshmen they should out until the NFL draft. Fuck playing for free.
  17. This thread giving the abortion thread a run for its money with wing nuts posting pure drivel. Someone tell Bob to just merge the threads.
  18. God dammit I just wanted to see if there was any info on some of the bills Abbott signed in the last few days and all you fuckers are arguing with the donkey troll. Knock it off.
  19. WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO!?!???
  20. Has anyone pointed out yet that the minorities are the real racists?
  21. Manslpaining what it means to be a woman to a woman is the final test before you get your Libertarian black belt (every Libertarian obviously takes karate classes)
  22. Exactly! Sometimes you really have to spell it out for these dumb bitches.
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