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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Looks like we can go ahead and stop recruiting kickers.
  2. Sark and Jimbo both gonna have to hire OCs.
  3. Man, we gotta start more wars. We’re the good guys!
  4. I’m not reading the last 4 pages, do we know we lost Hale because of bags or because we got outbid with NIL deals? Or both I suppose.
  5. Imagine if they took all that money from one OV weekend and spent it on hookers. We would be unstoppable.
  6. How much did UT pay the Athletic for that puff piece? Money well spent.
  7. If having things shoved up your butt while playing chess is cheating then I guess I’ve always cheated at chess.
  8. Del Conte needs to cancel his family’s season tickets if he sticks with OU.
  9. To be clear I would very much like for Stewart to transfer here and team up with Hall. They would either both be All Americans or be kicked off the team for starting an illegal street racing gang.
  10. There was always a 50/50 chance Stewart would flame out eventually because he’s an insane diva, but starting after game 2 is just so beautiful.
  11. I get that’s he’s got slow feet but that guy blocks the fuck outta people.
  12. Casey Thompson got 2 head coaches fired in 18 months.
  13. Card played his ass off on one leg and he deserves huge props. He’s also got a fucking noodle arm and every 99.5er pumping him up before the season is a dumb bitch.
  14. It will be interesting to see if the aggies can make Jimbo hire a real OC. They can’t fire him.
  15. Thank you to everyone posting these screenshots. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
  16. THATS MY BOY!
  17. Any insider info about how the death of the Queen will impact the class?
  18. STARTING DEFENSE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
  19. You bring them because we’re going to beat Bama god dammit.
  20. You god damn nerds need to stop buying all the good stuff. I go to Specs and they don’t have shit because you motherfuckers are on double secret lists and wait in line at 10:00 am on a Tuesday like a bunch of methadone addicts.
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