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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Baylor is fucking terrible.
  2. U Chicago is a better school than UT, however every U Chicago lawyer I know is a fucking weirdo.
  3. Who is in charge of recruiting trips. We need to make sure Bear gets some picnic baskets when he visits. Full of money.
  4. Agreed. I didn’t serve 3 months in the Coast Guard reserves to have some retard besmirch the good name of a naval vessel.
  5. Murphy reminds me of Joe Milton.
  6. What is really amazing is how many great defensive short stops we’ve had in the last 20 plus years. I honestly can’t remember the last below average on d shortstop we’ve had.
  7. My favorite meat is hotdog.
  8. This show is now just about Jason Sudeikis getting a divorce and going crazy in real life.
  9. I used to walk 15 miles uphill both ways just to get a copy of the Statesman’s fab 55. If a player wasn’t on that list no one knew their name until the first game when it was on their jersey.
  10. I assume he got mugged but didn’t have any actual cash and tried to pay them with the Cash app but the mugger only had Venmo so he stabbed him.
  11. More like Jack O’Sucks
  12. Well looks like SJL is gonna be the new mayor.
  13. If we beat Miami Del Conte should make Terry the head football coach too.
  14. Only stuck on the ground for about a day
  15. God dammit I’m starting to talk myself into this. Worthy-Whittington-Mitchell-Sanders is a filthy lineup. Toss in Cook for some gadget shit or screens and Neyor is still there as a backup big WR and who knows maybe he’s better than Mitchell. By game 5 we’ll somehow be starting a 5’9 walk on.
  16. I think the Patrino talk is a bit premature.
  17. How. Many. Degrees. Do. You. Have.
  18. Rodney Terry is not head coach material. Defensive coordinator, sure, but not head coach.
  19. Well I got me a $100 turd then.
  20. I’m not a big bourbon knower guy but I like it. I’m also very wealthy and successful so I don’t care if I overpaid.
  21. Bought one of these, what is an acceptable price to pay because I’m 90% sure I overpaid.
  22. You got a kid that wants to work, I’ve got an understaffed meat processing plant, let’s talk.
  23. So some douchebag in an ascot is why I can’t buy decent bourbon at my local liquor store? I hate this god damn country.
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