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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Holy shit an Urban Meyer NFL defender. I didn’t know you people even existed.
  2. So we basically have one commit in 2024. At this rate we’re going to end up with a 10 man class. I think it’s time to start panicking.
  3. Casey Thompson is going to get Tom Herman fired twice.
  4. If I’m Murphy I would have sex with college girls.
  5. Tarp has fucking had it
  6. Casey Thompson is a super hero and his power is getting head coaches fired.
  7. I’ll drop $100 worth of Lupe fajitas on your wife.
  8. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The bat boys could hit one out today.
  9. It’s not a warning. I love Lupe. I’ll pay $100 a pound for those fajitas.
  10. The fact that Leon is probably tweeting from Saskatchewan makes me happy. https://www.riderville.com/players/leon-o-neal-jr/167611/
  11. Good to see that everyone recognizes the dominance of Lupe Tortilla. The only thing better than their fajitas is the mildly racist restaurant decor. Add in a filthy playground full of feral children and you’ve got the best restaurant in town.
  12. I for one never doubted him. From an AZ scrub nobody ever heard of to winning the Doak Walker award and probably a first rounder.
  13. Baylor is fucking terrible.
  14. U Chicago is a better school than UT, however every U Chicago lawyer I know is a fucking weirdo.
  15. Who is in charge of recruiting trips. We need to make sure Bear gets some picnic baskets when he visits. Full of money.
  16. Agreed. I didn’t serve 3 months in the Coast Guard reserves to have some retard besmirch the good name of a naval vessel.
  17. Murphy reminds me of Joe Milton.
  18. What is really amazing is how many great defensive short stops we’ve had in the last 20 plus years. I honestly can’t remember the last below average on d shortstop we’ve had.
  19. My favorite meat is hotdog.
  20. This show is now just about Jason Sudeikis getting a divorce and going crazy in real life.
  21. I used to walk 15 miles uphill both ways just to get a copy of the Statesman’s fab 55. If a player wasn’t on that list no one knew their name until the first game when it was on their jersey.
  22. I assume he got mugged but didn’t have any actual cash and tried to pay them with the Cash app but the mugger only had Venmo so he stabbed him.
  23. More like Jack O’Sucks
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