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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Paying players fucking rocks. We should have started doing this years ago.
  2. I think your wife is choking.
  3. Dubose appears to kick ass and is fast as shit and that’s his sophomore tape.
  4. Is the problem with Hampton that he’s a flaky diva or that he’s a troublemaker or both?
  5. The IRS is right /ducks
  6. That’s true, HonkeyVape.
  7. James Ellroy is a crazy person and American Tabloid is one of the best American novels ever written. I feel like writers aren’t as insane as they used to be which is a shame because crazy people make the best art. Although McCarthy was in no way a crazy person and he could write his god damn ass off. In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.
  8. Augie was looking down on this game and nodding sagely as the Stanford pitcher threw 170 pitches.
  9. I’m starting to think this Stanford pitcher might be pretty good.
  10. That’s it I’m moving to Miami
  11. This show got consistently worse after the first season when Bill Lawrence left.
  12. Calling my shot: house impeaches, Patrick tells Paxton he’ll have the Senate convict, Paxton resigns, Abbot appoints Patrick’s goober son to AG in exchange for not putting Paxton on trial.
  13. Stupid fucking hillbillies trying to be cute and pitch their Friday starter today just to get one win. Fucking loser shit.
  14. It would be hilarious for this stupid team to win the big 12.
  15. Look, I’m glad he’s dead, but Hitler would fuckin love this guy.
  16. A bunch of you have shitty jobs.
  17. Holy shit an Urban Meyer NFL defender. I didn’t know you people even existed.
  18. So we basically have one commit in 2024. At this rate we’re going to end up with a 10 man class. I think it’s time to start panicking.
  19. Casey Thompson is going to get Tom Herman fired twice.
  20. If I’m Murphy I would have sex with college girls.
  21. Tarp has fucking had it
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