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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Lando Calrissian is my role model for when the going gets tough and the assholes take over. Going to get by until my time comes to strike. if only just to use the line "hello what have we here?" just once before I die. I've come so close but I never have the balls.
  2. I'm no football guy, but the issue to this english major with a creative writing emphasis is tightening up the o-line play and letting QE focus on the short routes. We can beat all the remaining teams without the long ball. QED.
  3. Every grandma who is pulling the lever for Trump knows he's a rapist or doesn't care. It's a tossup. If any of us can find one voter that might have blown off voting to go vote, that's about all we can do. No sense worrying about it. We live in a society were intelligence, honesty, patriotism and truth don't matter to a near majority of people. Plus, rapists>>>>>homos and trannys and most of them are bad people negroes and mexicans.
  4. Yep. His shitiness is a feature to his followers. I mean, calling BIden a pig? Talking about A. Palmer's cock? Ha ha, how funny is that!
  5. Ha ha, me exactly. I successfully argued with my college calc professor to drop me from the class AFTER I failed the final. English Degree. Law School.
  6. Eh, I'll just think of it as having a little more wang to it. Still be good.
  7. Not me. First words to every waiter from here on in will be, vaguely suggestively, "how's your Arnold Palmer?"
  8. Just point of order here. I know your girls are angels, but the ONLY bad part of waiting an hour yesterday was a mom two people away from me with some unruly boys who needed to grow up and be taken in hand who just grabassed and yelled the entire time.
  9. By the time I got to voting they had about 8 machines going. Everyone in a decent mood. Hour long wait.
  10. Elegant humor for a more civilized age.
  11. Only two machines functioning. Audelia Branch Library, Dallas.
  12. Wife gave me a hard time today because she found out that a few days ago me and the three year old grandson were doing chart art on the sidewalk in front of his house. The next door neighbor had a Trump/Cruz sign up. I drew a really bad fox with four weird legs saying "Boo Trump, Boo Vance". The grandkid drew some stars. Gonna do some poll greeting today for Sam Eppler, who I believe has a 3% chance of beating Beth Van Duyne.
  13. Oh well, fuck it. Never get too far behind, m'boys.
  14. Fuck it, this half has had enough moments for me not to feel too bad.
  15. Yeah. Next you'll be arguing that we should let in more brown rapists and murderers.
  16. I'm getting old. Was Rocko the one who responded with *yawn all the time? Not sure why I thought he was the guy who showed up to his neighbors with a bottle of wine -- but that was someone else, correct?
  17. El Paso art rocks! My fav: One guy's going this way, the other guy's going the other way, the other guy's going another way, the other guy's going that way, the last guy's going this way and Chito is saying "whaddaya want from me?"
  18. Fuck you. The Carpenters fucking rocked. They were just mis-marketed. And somewhat mis-nourished.
  19. Maybe you mistaking that for their capirodada?
  20. Interesting observation. And I can't argue with the Fugit part (I kind of fell in love with the Deschanel character. Like I did with most of the movie.) But his weird acting actually helped you focus on the other characters. He didn't insist upon himself. He was just a weird, young kid. But I also like your observation because rock/pop music is like that. Much of it is "bad" and unfinished and unclean, and it's the badness that makes you remember it. I can think of two example that many people would find to be messy or unpolished, but are just fantastic and perfect. So in a weird way, bad lovable acting is just like the music that we fall in love with. Most times you forget it but sometimes you fall head over heels for it when you don't expect it.
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