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TXUT

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  1. I know it has been a while since we’ve been relevant, but even we don’t deserve all of this. It’s not fair we get to enjoy these accomplishments at the same time of such great A&M failures.
  2. Let’s do a SAT problem: A&M is to the SEC as ___________ is to the Big 12 West Virginia?
  3. The closest he came to playing football was sucking off the water boy on his high school’s team
  4. A man on a mission … an eating mission
  5. Grandpa Elko is 46 years old! Dude looks 15 years older. Wonder how much their key man life insurance on him costs.
  6. Give him a hand. He tired to stop the fire
  7. ZERO
  8. Is Surly worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Surly. Honor him.
  9. Holy shit. Well done. Both cabooses have been destroyed.
  10. I wish. I climbed out/in the rear passenger door. That car had some cool stuff (like scents you could spray in the car that ran out in about a week) but did not do that.
  11. My parking spot in Barcelona. I drove that car for 3 months across Europe. Not 1 scratch - luckily!
  12. Taking my kids - including daughters that want to watch the Pom Squad and Cheerleaders. Thanks!
  13. Thunder thighs. I guess we know where the lightning goes.
  14. I can see the regret of bad choices made in his eyes. Oh wait, never mind … it’s just more tattoos.
  15. Don’t worry … the cheese is fine
  16. Junkiepox
  17. Holy shit! Somewhere in Europe there’s a monkey that knows how to PARTY!
  18. It means Ohio State lost and Columbus is out of couches
  19. I See-Doo
  20. Huck Finn still at it
  21. Virgin Insurance
  22. Makes me feel better about myself that even Mike T has a 50+ gut!
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