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GenXer

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  1. Purity test: Initiated Purity test: Failed No jail? Can’t hand over detainees from non-existent jail when ICE calls? You made the list
  2. Leopards. Literally. Is there any doubt that dotard believes the staple of the leopards’ diet is liberal faces? There is but one person with the experience, ability, and willingness to delve deep into the big cat psyche and understand its motivation and appetite for destruction.
  3. AARP? goddamnit
  4. Tell her not to get too close. She might catch the stupid.
  5. Reminds me of a story from bare naked ladies. The band was trying to come up with their name so they decided to partner up with another band who they were playing a bill with. The other band named themselves “Free beer”. They all thought a marquee with “free beer” and “bare naked ladies” would get people in the door.
  6. I got a poor quality recording of stick doing a cover of pink floyd’s wish you were here from that show. I wonder if it was a message sent out to the ether in and around austin that he wishes more people were at the show that night. If it was, the universe responded and now 1000’s are at his shows.
  7. I saw stick figure in austin (driving down from dallas) at some bar on 6th west of congress in 2010 after smoke stack dropped. There were less than 20 people there. That’s pretty much my only “I was into them before they got big” story.
  8. Any dallas people up for a free show in garland on fri night? The Feel is playing at the garland town square. They’re consistently in my ig feed; they give me a black crowes vibe. I know what you’re thinking. Garland? GTFO. Putting on my sales hat. There’s a pizza place on the square that makes a damn good new haven style pizza. I came to know of the new haven style on a new haven surly thread and recommendations for a couple of places in the italian district of new haven. It slams and goes hard. Pizza place on the garland square is Fortunate Son. I’ve been there several times and it’s legit. Here’s my plan. Fortunate Son for early-ish dinner at the bar. It gets packed cause it’s damn good. The Feel on the square. Never seen the band live but if they aren’t as advertised there’s a retro arcade and a guitar shop on the square. Might be time to demonstrate my stellar galaga skills and set an unobtainable high score. Then… drive to austin on Sat morning-ish to catch black keys at moody amphitheater.
  9. Trickle down economics in play. And how did the people of huntingdon county pennsylvania vote? eat shit, motherfuckers
  10. There is only one way to exit in style. Law firm spokesperson finally located for comment.
  11. I remember this from a million years ago
  12. They should throw in a taco bell commercial for the lulz
  13. Zazzle
  14. Woke. Woke. Woke. Pronouns. Pronouns. Pronouns. And the stupids will eat it up.
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