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GenXer

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  1. Ex-cop selling extensions in vegas thinks her tariff bill from carrier was fraud. Writes daily letter to santa for relief from the trump tax. Shockingly, no response from santa. Let’s see trump voter, jana, calculate 145% on a $30k order. The only fraud in this whole deal is the guy she voted for. Eat shit, jana
  2. How it started How it’s going I don’t know much about kid’s toys but those things behind him look like some low-quality shitty-designed margaret keane ripoffs. My dogs’ toys are exponentially better than those. tldr billionaire furby maker fellates elon and the felon via x and learns how tariffs work upon receiving $3B bill. Dropped outta college after one year; education is expensive in america. Eat shit, dumbass
  3. Those are dope-ass pics
  4. my bad
  5. Shawnee put on a presumably well-attended car show in a local bank’s parking lot last oct to showcase their new electric buses. The cybertrucks at the show caused much excitement. I assume they caught on fire or self-immolated or the consumer grade glue melted and pieces fell off one of the incelcaminos in attendance. If the buses were made by tesla, the epa would probably find funding. The
  6. As for the leopards… let’s check in on shawnee, oklahoma Good faith. That’s rich. It would be chef’s kiss if biden delayed the funding due to the aforementioned “technical glitch” As if we don’t know the voting habits of okla-fucking-homa. Red as far as the eye can see. Give the people what they want. And how did the people of pottawatomie county vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  7. It’s kinda a pain in the ass to look up the state’s election results in politico then find the county to ensure the people of said county deserve the leopards. But when I get a hit, I also get a hit of dopamine and, of course, schadenfreude. Worth it.
  8. She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.
  9. As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist
  10. How’s life in central ohio other than the standard misery and despair? A data center you say? With azure training to boot? That’s a nope. And how did the people of Licking county, ohio vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  11. How’re things going in utah? And how did the people of iron county, utah vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  12. google lens from the pic led to this etsy vendor. 45 stickers for $12. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1867378097/45-mini-i-did-that-trump-red-dunce-cap
  13. Or make a trade with an room temperature IQ general manager
  14. Crowd chanting “fire nico” Must be loud because it’s very clear on tv audio.
  15. Some furniture company is clowning the mavs ownership and nico with a three-part commercial about trading a sectional.
  16. Notice the attention to detail. Sticker is placed just above “child at all times”. Canadian judge scores this 10/10
  17. Hit the grocery store on the way home. Not sure if groceries is the right nomenclature now that dotard has declared it passe. Found this in my cart. Far north dallas.
  18. I’m spamming this thread now but wanted to mention that stephen wilson jr did perform at two step. He said his mom was doing better. He told a story about his first kiss failure and liking nirvana at the time. He then subtly worked the smells like teen spirit riff into his next song. I’m not familiar with him but I’m gonna look into it.
  19. Sturgill announced it during his show and said “good luck”.
  20. Sturgill did a reggae cover of eddie murphy’s “party all the time”. I cracked up when I recognized it. I’m probably the only one around me at the show that picked up on it.
  21. During his show at two step, sturgill said his monday show at stubbs will be four hours. He’s probably joking but he’s difficult to read. Dry sense of humor on stage.
  22. @jimmyjazz that sucks. A sturgill simpson show was announced on the video board at two-step if you wanted to catch it. Mon at stubbs.
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