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  1. She gets extra irony points given her book is titled “No Going Back”
  2. I was on a collin county jury in the late 90’s. Neither the prosecution, defense attorney or judge asked me any questions. I was something like prospective juror #30 out of 50. Maybe both attorneys had used all their dismissals by that point but I found it surprising that no questions were asked of me.
  3. Noem is the undisputed stare down champion video-9d3e25c8.mp4
  4. My nephew slept on that floor along with his fellow oklahoma national guard soldiers when they were protecting the peaceful transition of power at the 2021 biden inauguration from the maga. I trust that story has gotten him laid numerous times.
  5. Our new agile mindset is working swimmingly. The prototype is updated with an intro to enhance the user experience. As for monetization, I’ll leave that to the sales and marketing arm of the organization. My Movie 3.mov
  6. While y’all were workshopping and waterfalling the requirements, corporate dictated we adopt an agile mindset. To that end, I built a prototype. It was three story points on the Fibonacci scale. video-4c658c37.mov
  7. He’s getting Weekend at Bernie’s-ed video-5af25216.mp4
  8. May concert schedule the white buffalo - I have tickets next week for the shows in the colony and ft worth gary clark jr - majestic theater in dallas next week pearl jam - tues and thurs night after memorial day in seattle
  9. Defense attorneys put a shock collar on him. Like a dog. This is such low hanging fruit for the SNL cold open. Dotard is asleep. Defense attorneys concerned. Deliberate approach to wake him up. Reach down to red tie extending to floor and give it a tug. No reaction. Smelling salt. No reaction. Fart in a can. No reaction. Shock collar. No reaction. Picture of ivanka. Dotard pops awake alert and ready to get it on. Live from NY it’s saturday night. Fin.
  10. And logistics. 3PLs use a lot of temporary labor. I’m probably simplifying it but I think this crackdown on undocumented workers is a significant reason for inflation.
  11. If you like oranges, sumo will be like crack. Easy to peal, thin membrane, rarely have seeds, and tastes like candy. They first appeared in Dallas about 8 years ago at Market Street. They show up in grocery stores mid-Jan and the season wraps up in march. They’re now being grown in the southern hemisphere so the season is now being extended.
  12. GenXer

    Pearl Jam

    Speaking of covers, I dig PJ’s cover of It’s Ok. If they play it live, it’s a transition from daughter
  13. Does Grammarly have an angry malignant narcissist tone in the latest version?
  14. I’m hoping the prosecution reads trump’s mean tweets about the person that is his character witness during their cross examination followed by the question: what is your reaction to this?
  15. Chad is addicted to mangos like I am for sumo mandarin oranges
  16. If you’ve never been to Santorini, I recommend it. The views from the caldera are unlike anything anywhere.
  17. Has this asshole ever heard of the night of the long knives?
  18. I’ve been on two separate biz trips to bangalore. I stayed at a company house each time. Bangalore has higher elevation so its temperature is comfortable. We had a driver to get us to the office and back to the guest house. The commute to and from work was the most fascinating thing. The morning commute had intersections filled with buses with people sitting on top and riding the bumper, auto rickshaws, cars, motorcycles, a cow or two lounging in the intersection, and a six year old wandering between the traffic. Mayhem. The evening commute is dark so it’s not the visual extravaganza. I usually took a nap to the make the 1.5 hrs go by faster. Every day the route would be different as the drivers would let each other know which route was the “best”. You would see modern office buildings next to a neighborhood of houses made of cardboard. You can’t really call them homeless because that was actually their multi-generational home. On my first trip, I took a weekend and flew from bangalore to new delhi, took a train to agra to see the taj mahal, took an overnight train to jaipur to see the city, took a train back to new delhi and flew back to bangalore. When I got off the train in agra, a guy offered to give me a tour of the city to see the taj, mini taj, agra fort, take me to eat for the day. $20. My second trip I got food poisoning that set in minutes before my departing flight from bangalore to frankfurt connecting to dallas. I got on the flight and suffered my way back to dallas where the flight attendants forced me to deplane in a wheelchair. I had spent the entire flight from frankfurt to dallas in the bathroom. They periodically checked on me to make sure I was still alive.
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