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GenXer

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  1. Don’t understand why this is happening? How could anyone have known? Eat shit, you stupid motherfucker.
  2. We made coal mining great again didn’t we? And how did the people of wyoming county west virginia vote? Every. Fucking. County.
  3. They should be doing the chicken dance
  4. The banging head on the table is chef’s kiss
  5. It’s been a while. How’re things in dearborn? “Very unfortunate sad news.” Also, very predictable.
  6. The 2025 reboot of revenge of the nerds is gonna be lit.
  7. The eyebrow is chef’s chef
  8. Hey Russ, that pool waitress was just a psyops. Russ - you think mom’ll buy it?
  9. No truths. That’s as spot on as one could possibly imagine.
  10. Season 5 of trump is fire
  11. If anyone has a pool in gastonia, they better fill it up with cement. At 7, genX was doing all sorts of shenanigans on the streets. Walking across a four lane road was merely foreplay. Wife and I were in costa rica in 2003. We stopped for gas at a remote-ish place in the mountains. No tourists (except us). All locals. There was a group of 8 year old boys (at least 5 of them) greeting drivers, marshaling cars in and out, filling up tanks, taking money to the adult superintendent, and returning change to the driver. They worked for tips. I took a look at the superintendent, and the kids were working so fast, so efficient that the adult could barely keep up with handing out change. And, this gas station was at least a mile from the nearest village. I assume the kids walked there and back. In summary, costa rican 8 year olds can run a gas station. It’s a felony to let kids from gastonia, NC cross the street without an adult guardian. Astounding.
  12. Purity test: Initiated Purity test: Failed No jail? Can’t hand over detainees from non-existent jail when ICE calls? You made the list
  13. Leopards. Literally. Is there any doubt that dotard believes the staple of the leopards’ diet is liberal faces? There is but one person with the experience, ability, and willingness to delve deep into the big cat psyche and understand its motivation and appetite for destruction.
  14. AARP? goddamnit
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