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GenXer

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  1. The only contrition that satisfies me is attending a minimum of five protests carrying a sign that says “I voted for Trump. I was wrong.” A public display of contrition is the only path to forgiveness. Get your ass on the street, Dad. Document it. Because I want to show you that video when you fall for the bullshit fake crisis that gets manufactured every Oct in even numbered years. My dad has meekly said “I should’ve paid more attention”. He’s at the end of the road and in failing health. Otherwise, I’d make him do this. He’s leaving his family with a shitshow.
  2. Poorly worded on my part. I was describing our neighborhood about 10 years before the bombing. I was out of college and working on a project in LA when the bombing happened.
  3. Leopards are getting Fuller and Fuller on Craig. What is a blank sailing you ask? Well… it’s when a ship cancels their port calling. Fewer port calls = fewer truckload shipments. And how did truckers vote? Ole Mike should’ve added tariffs onto his list of considerations. As for infrastructure, we all know that trump is on top of that. Let’s hear it for infrastructure week.
  4. Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money. And how did the people of baxter county vote? How about fulton county? Hmmm.. detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  5. I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.
  6. @Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif. This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry
  7. I grew up in norman, and one of my neighbors was killed in the bombing. I was in the 9th grade, and our neighborhood was pretty close knit. Many evenings he, his wife, their kids, other parents and other neighborhood kids would just hang around outside on the street chatting, riding bikes, playing hoops. I haven’t been to the memorial or museum. I need to do that soon. I’ve been to the 9/11 museum, and it was very powerful.
  8. I can confirm this. Grew up in oklahoma. 9th grade oklahoma history never taught: 1. Tulsa race massacre 2. cherokee tribe winning the supreme court case against the united states of america, and subsequently president andrew jackson sending the military to force the cherokee tribe to walk to oklahoma 3. cherokee tribe funding and sending a ship of food to ireland as part of a humanitarian aid during the potato famine. I learned of this at the charleston navy yard national park in boston. Things we did learn 1. 1889 land rush to get more people of european descent into oklahoma 2. five civilized tribes. Cherokee, choctaw, chickasaw, creek, seminole. I can still name them from memory. Presumably, all the other tribes are uncivilized. My viewpoint likely makes me woke. So be it.
  9. Did he use a sharpie on the photo?
  10. Scope creep. I’ll send you an SOW. 🙂
  11. Ex-cop selling extensions in vegas thinks her tariff bill from carrier was fraud. Writes daily letter to santa for relief from the trump tax. Shockingly, no response from santa. Let’s see trump voter, jana, calculate 145% on a $30k order. The only fraud in this whole deal is the guy she voted for. Eat shit, jana
  12. How it started How it’s going I don’t know much about kid’s toys but those things behind him look like some low-quality shitty-designed margaret keane ripoffs. My dogs’ toys are exponentially better than those. tldr billionaire furby maker fellates elon and the felon via x and learns how tariffs work upon receiving $3B bill. Dropped outta college after one year; education is expensive in america. Eat shit, dumbass
  13. Those are dope-ass pics
  14. my bad
  15. Shawnee put on a presumably well-attended car show in a local bank’s parking lot last oct to showcase their new electric buses. The cybertrucks at the show caused much excitement. I assume they caught on fire or self-immolated or the consumer grade glue melted and pieces fell off one of the incelcaminos in attendance. If the buses were made by tesla, the epa would probably find funding. The
  16. As for the leopards… let’s check in on shawnee, oklahoma Good faith. That’s rich. It would be chef’s kiss if biden delayed the funding due to the aforementioned “technical glitch” As if we don’t know the voting habits of okla-fucking-homa. Red as far as the eye can see. Give the people what they want. And how did the people of pottawatomie county vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  17. It’s kinda a pain in the ass to look up the state’s election results in politico then find the county to ensure the people of said county deserve the leopards. But when I get a hit, I also get a hit of dopamine and, of course, schadenfreude. Worth it.
  18. She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.
  19. As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist
  20. How’s life in central ohio other than the standard misery and despair? A data center you say? With azure training to boot? That’s a nope. And how did the people of Licking county, ohio vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  21. How’re things going in utah? And how did the people of iron county, utah vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  22. google lens from the pic led to this etsy vendor. 45 stickers for $12. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1867378097/45-mini-i-did-that-trump-red-dunce-cap
  23. Or make a trade with an room temperature IQ general manager
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