Thought that was a parody account at first glance...but nope that's really our dipshit Governor...
Would be kinda humorous if Mamdani offered to bus any NYC MAGA to Texas only to be fake tariffed by hot wheels tho..
If only there was another option...
But nah we too busy doing dumb shit in this state like 10 commandments and bible class in public schools, Lt Dan Patrick mandatory genital checks at every restroom, and Gov. Hot wheels rolling the national guard every time theres a protest...
I keep joking/not joking with friends that if someone gets desperate and hires him away now I'd be a lot less upset than I would have been about a month ago... think he might be in San Marcos until he fires his DC Dexter Mccoil into the sun and figures out how to make the offense he likes to run work against teams that actually play sound defense...
Which one?
Also based of my very unscientific observations of my friend group's resident Tech Alumni this tortilla toss business isn't getting forgotten anytime soon. Dude is 100% on tilt wanting to burn college football to the ground over the tortilla toss ban. Been trying to make quasi legal arguments of why Oklahoma States paddle people should be banned too since the paddles "enter the playing envelope", and of course this whole thing is really UT's fault for throwing trash on the field during the Georgia game last year...
Agree with you 100% with all of the tax exemption and tax restriction ballot measures, our political heroes in the Lege are acting like the budget surplus and rainy day fund are permanent fixtures that they can use at will to "lower" tax burdens to whoever they deem worthy, but they are not. There will come the day where theres no surplus money to buy down tax rates or make up the lost revenue that the State is always trying to siphon away from local city and county governments and then what? Why back ourselves into a budget corner?
My only slight quibble is I almost want to give these fools what they are asking for with the non-citizens voting amendment, because maybe, just maybe it will cut down on the "OMG NON-CITIZENS VOTING FOR OFFICE" malarky that comes up all the time from MAGA/GOP...
So I guess just don't be poor is the lesson here right?
... or get better at stealing rich peoples kidneys and leaving them in an iced down motel bathtub...
Well if we get to Skynet becoming self aware and initiating Judgement Day before Team Elephant can plunge us into Christiofascist Handmaids Tale scenario...gonna call that a small win