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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Congrats to CU and Deion. Let the haters hate, but he's already exceeded expectations.
  2. He fucked up third down and then fucked up fourth down, so ... I'ma force some positivity and say it's just season-opening jitters.
  3. Rice's third-down call was as strange as Texas's fourth-down call.
  4. My favorite RC Slocum moment came after this game. He was a studio analyst for one of the networks, and one of his peers brought up the final margin, saying something like, "Coach, I'm sure you've been on the losing end of games like this--" RC interrupted and said something in his best East Texas drawl to the effect of, "I don't know nothing about no seventy-seven to nuthin'!"
  5. This has been an excellent game. The Buffs might be in for a long season, but I think it's safe to say they are better off with Deion right now than they were a year ago. But our 'Horns take precedent, so it's time to switch games. Someone please PM Derka a summary of how this game ends; he'll share it with me later.
  6. If it's any consolation, TCU looked like dogshit in the title game, too.
  7. Texas-Rice kickoff has been rescheduled for 7 p.m.
  8. I didn't watch much of Jackson State the previous two seasons, so Shedeur's performance so far today has surprised me. It shouldn't have. Like dad, he's damned good and, like dad, he has the stats to back it up.
  9. I t Think I figured out why this ref makes so many mistakes--he has poor eyesight. You can tell cuz he's always squinting.
  10. You don't want that kind of hurt!
  11. I used to hate Gus's calls because he was so over the top. Like, he'd scream his nuts off if a receiver ran a five-yard button for a first down on third down. "HE MAKES THE CATCH! WOOOOWWW!!!" But he's toned it down since and is now one of the best. And Klatt is just solid. He's a good observer and unafraid of sharing his opinions, even if they go against the norm. Nice opening drive from the Buffs.
  12. I'm definitely tuned in because Prime Time is the coach, but not because I want to see him fail. I'm just curious to see how this experiment unfolds.
  13. Gus and Joel in the booth for Prime Time's first CU game. Aren't they Fox's top broadcast team? Amazing the impact a hire can have.
  14. For those who haven't been keeping up, this is the team that the Royal with Cheese is coaching. So an extra hearty Hook 'Em for this news!
  15. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    So Gergg has finally swallowed his pride, listened to his critics and ... starting reading this board.
  16. The last time a Longhorn faced off against a former Russian state, it didn't end well for them.
  17. Totally non-CSB incoming: Ages and ages ago, during the early Mackovickian, I was a neophyte sportswriter at a Panhandle newspaper. We had this one obnoxious subscriber who would call every day to see if "Shane Mertz" had signed with Texas. So that is how we privately referred to Shae Morenz for his entire Longhorns career. Hadn't crossed my mind in decades until watching last night's game and seeing "Mertz" on the back of the Florida QB's jersey.
  18. Got dam, that looks like the perfect lunch. Now I want some red beans and rice AND a tall bottle of Big Red.
  19. For those who despise Steven Seagal as much as Viper and I apparently do, I humbly suggest the Space Ice channel on YouTube. The hits never stop.
  20. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    Did Tessmann fuck Beerholder's wife or something? Has he told the USMNT he isn't interested? Genuinely don't understand what's going on. Anyway, to amplify on what our Corsican despot shared, here's a low-res highlight reel of Tessman's contributions on Wednesday: That free kick was a fucking peach.
  21. I know of a Tech punter who would strenuously object.
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