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Braff Zacklin

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  1. I believe that the flavor of virtually anything can be improved by simply rolling it in a tortilla. Now, I know how some of you assholes think. "What about shit, Braff? You think even that would be better?" Yes. Yes, I do. Ever had a chilito from Taco Bell? Sure, they say chilito is a portmanteau for chili cheese burrito, but open one up and it's pretty obvious a baby crapped inside there. And yet ... delicious. Q.E.D.
  2. Georgia has absolutely wasted Boling. He's enjoyed some success (200m national indoor champion in 2021, 200m SEC outdoor champion in 2022), but his improvement from high school in terms of times and form in the sprints has been only marginal. Took a step back this year in both short sprints, then made the national finals in the 400m in June despite not having run it as an individual since high school and not specifically training for it. He was an elite long jumper (26' 3.5") in high school and has a powerful frame, so decathlete potential was there. Ran a legendary 44.5 split in the 4x400 relay as a HS senior. It's obviously years too late to make a decathlete out of him, but maybe with proper guidance, he can star in the 200m, 400m, or long jump. (Probably 400m at this point.) Again, Georgia absolutely wasted him.
  3. Exactly. Take your typical plate of Tex-Mex: entree in the middle surrounded by beans, rice, pico, crema, salet, guac, etc. I usually eat the entree immediately, then mix everything else and load it up into some flour tortillas. The tacos go home for a delicious snack or light meal (unless I'm super hungry, in which case, they die on the spot). Happy times.
  4. My man. Anytime I've got beans and I've got rice, they are gonna end up married. Of course, this we learned at a very young age.
  5. You should've opted for The Last Dragon instead of The Last Jedi. Sho'Nuff!
  6. This thread is terrifying. Sympathies and condolences to all of you.
  7. Now they fuckin wit Afroman, too. My take: a former hookup went full vengeance burn and made false statements to authorities, who in turn used those statements to obtain a warrant WITHOUT any due police work so they could play pretend SWAT and roll in hot on an unsuspecting citizen's residence. Afroman understandably takes it personally and incorporates surveillance from said event into some shitty songs and merch; officers take offense and sue Afroman because they are greedy, have tiny penises, and the videos correctly show them being bad at their jobs.
  8. Got DAM that looks amazing! Lived in Texas for three decades before moving to Idaho and never encountered anything like that. Is it mostly a SoCal thing or have I been hanging with the wrong people and in the wrong places? I am so fucking jealous right now.
  9. They might not have the impact you expect. Just FYI so your hopes don't rise meteorically, only to have them cratered. Sometimes, one can't see the forest for all the flattened trees.
  10. I know. I just wanted an excuse to use that GIF.
  11. well. Indeed, Terry can communicate well.
  12. Can't trim @MillerEP's quote properly, so I'll just re-embed the tweet here. Dressing like a Grand Wizard was crime enough for capital punishment.
  13. Truly LoLing here. Thank you, gents.
  14. Oligarchs. Like this guy, 'member? And the original commercial, in case you forgot:
  15. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    As an Arse-nal fan, what are your thoughts on Balogoal and on the possibility of losing him?
  16. Russkies wouldn't have to close the bridge if they had the right car (and soundtrack).
  17. My offer stands. (It's a good burger.)
  18. May I suggest an alternate brand? What plants crave!
  19. Braff Zacklin

    USMNT 2023

    Slonina's only CAP so far was the Serbia friendly back in January, so he is not tied. As fans, we're not privy to what goes on behind the scenes. Maybe Slonina was given the opportunity to start but deferred so Johnson could get one last CAP? (Including Sean in the tournament roster was already enough of a lifetime achievement award, imo.) Gaga has repeatedly turned down invites from Poland, and has represented the US at every junior level of competition, so our handwringing is probably unnecessary. Still, not CAP tying him is stupid and this Gold Cup was a huge missed opportunity.
  20. That's hard core, my man. Salmonfly's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not small. No, no, no.
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