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Js1

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  1. Fits in with the family’s plan that he has 25+ starts (2 seasons).
  2. Doing the wave? Yes. Straight to jail
  3. The tangents will continue until morale improves August 30
  4. Js1

    South Park

    When he offered to grease up Satan’s butthole and when Trump kicked him
  5. Life is too short, the older you get and further you get away from college, for a game played by 18-22 year olds, that you have no control over, ruin your life.
  6. Season 9 - way after I gave up. No wonder I don't recognize her Before rising to fame on the hit AMC show, Mack appeared in several shorts and TV miniseries, including Unusual Suspects (2015), Grayson: Earth One (2015), Not Your Average Joe (2016), and Unscrewed (2016). She amassed dozens of TV and film credits throughout her career. Mack also appeared on episodes of 9-1-1 in 2019 and Chicago Med in 2022. Her credits spanned multiple commercials for Budweiser, Dr Pepper, Dairy Queen, and Chick-fil-A, among others.
  7. Js1

    South Park

    ICE raiding heaven was pretty funny But fucking hell I hate this timeline and this country
  8. One of Florida’s balls drifted away
  9. Didnt see that he rammed his car into the front gate going 110mph
  10. They should send the backup bc they’ll be replacing the overhyped preseason starter by game 5, as per turdition
  11. Oh and our exhibition is against a ranked opponent. Good test to see how this team has come together in a week or so
  12. It’s not the internet’s job to make their content only age appropriate for 11 year olds
  13. Uh yeah, your 11 year old shouldn’t be browsing Xitter or Barstool
  14. Did the Purdue kid visit and then pick Oregon? Or we wanted him to visit and he didn't? I don't remember. Would be the 2nd white DB to go along with Taaffe if he had picked us
  15. 2 white DBs is kind of funny to see
  16. Texas with two All-First Team white guys?
  17. Our schedule consists of teams ranked in the preseason poll: 12 Creighton (neutral) 8 Wisconsin (road) 6 Stanford (Moody) 4 Louisville (Fort Worth) 13 ASU (home) 25 TCU (home) 19 Baylor (home) 17 Missouri (home) 9 aggy (road) 7 Kentucky (home) 16 Florida (road) Rice is the only non-conf team on our schedule who isn't in the top 25 - that is the saltiest Elliot non-conf schedule maybe ever? Yes, we don't play as many matches as other teams, but we do have to play the SEC tournament, which is going to add 2-3 matches 4 ranked non-conf opponents are home matches 2 are neutral (Madison and Fort Worth) 1 is a true road match (Wisconsin) We split our 4 ranked SEC opponents home and road - at aggy/Florida and host Kentucky and Mizzou
  18. Who said they're being brought in by bag?
  19. Makes me so sad Countless teenage years of mom throwing me $10 and telling me to get the fuck out of the house and go to the movies. How you get there is not her problem.
  20. In the coaches poll Though according to https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas/polls.html, we have only started #1 in the AP poll once (1946). Few times starting #2 (62, 65, 70, 05, 09) but only that one year did we start #1
  21. Satan's Taint works fine.
  22. Checking in at #5
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