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Carl Spackler

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Everything posted by Carl Spackler

  1. You had to have been loving life at that point. I hope it made it worth having to put up with aggy in-laws the other 364 days of the year.
  2. As I understand it, there are basically two types of targeting under NCAA rules: (1) leading with the crown of the helmet while making forcible contact; or (2) making forcible contact with the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent with the helmet. The first type of targeting was not committed by Mukuba because he didn't lead with the crown of his helmet. The second type was not committed because the opponent player was not defenseless as defined by the rulebook.
  3. Sir, we have identified your problem.
  4. It's even funnier when you watch Zuhn get stood up and knocked back on that play.
  5. Was it approximately 18 years ago? Cuz if it was . . .
  6. Breathlessly waiting for Graham Harmon to rank Texas 7th in the SEC due to an obviously deficient redzone offense and punt protection scheme.
  7. Only to certain posters.
  8. Try not to piss your pants publicly like this. It's unmanly.
  9. Absolutely dominating this game and only up 10 points. Fuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk. The only fucking thing that can beat us is turnovers, and Ewers keeps fucking turning the goddam ball over.
  10. Not disagreeing with you. Just saying he has the capacity to improve. With Bert, he's reached his ceiling & we pretty much know what we're getting.
  11. This is Kern's first season in college, so he has potential to get better. Recall that Dickson had his issues his first season. But Bert has had his chances to get better/more consistent, and he hasn't progressed.
  12. I will be glad to have a different kicker next season.
  13. It bears repeating -- Joe Tessitore is such a beating. (Hey, that rhymes.)
  14. That was a pretty ridiculous roughing penalty
  15. Bro? There's another one. Now get off my lawn.
  16. My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking. But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.
  17. The meteor.
  18. I think you did well. I can't find ETL for anything close to $90 out here.
  19. Someone update that sign to 85 years
  20. Wow, refs screw Auburn on consecutive plays.
  21. STFU, Venables. Your DE was clearly lined up in the neutral zone
  22. Moore just shucked that o lineman
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