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26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
CTJ can sing the entire catalog of Mickey Gilley without blinking. Sober or Shitfaced.
True story. I've even seen him do it after drinking 5 20oz Arnold Palmers from a chain restaurant in the domain.
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Giving Billy Liucci the keys to the Aggy NIL machine is the most aggy shit ever.
On one hand - you have a homer, douchebag, dickhead that runs a website covering your athletic teams that has so ingrained himself into their athletic department that he's become an inoperable tumor. His ability to negate posters ability to donate to their NIL fund because "they made fun of something" and banned them is fundamentally regarded.
On the other hand - you have wealthy alumni that thought this was all a great idea. They thought empowering some dickweed alumnus that has no idea what he's doing in the space, that has a rep for alienating members of the fanbase because of his "feels", and has been a myopic, willfully ignorant fart-sniffing shill for over a decade, was the only choice to run point on NIL. They also get to pay him 15% in the process.
I take it back, that is the most Aggy shit ever.
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13 hours ago, immamac said:
YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM BITCH.
True or false - Your source fucked up the Bob Armstrong dip by spilling a margarita all over it at one of the first face to face meetings of the guys that started pancake factory.
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8 minutes ago, OregonHorn said:
This is hardly groundbreaking. Hydroponic plant culture using inert media like regolith has been in practice for decades. "Simulated" regolith is just some bullshit.
Tell me you grow your own weed without telling me you grow your own weed. Username def checks out.
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10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:
we might have played like shit, but at least we didn’t spend the entire match flopping around like cunts (porto) or rewarding those flopping cunts for being floppy cunts (the officials). i pray that they all flop like that again in London only this time the officials never reward them for it.
The corner around the 41st minute was the most egregious. Literally 5 Porto players hit the deck on that one. On the following one Ben White simply side-stepped his defender, who promptly fell down and got up looking for a call. Fucking ridiculous.
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It's borderline comical how many porto players hit the turf on arsenal corners.
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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:
This was the fascinating thing about the DeBoer hire. From strictly a coaching standpoint, he might be the best football coach in the country. He’s won everywhere he’s been with elite offenses, well-coached defenses, and routinely overcome talent disadvantages. The guy’s 101-9 for his career if you take out the Covid year with Fresno State, and he’s 34-6 his last 3 years at a D1 without coaching stacked programs.
But his recruiting abilities and program management are massive question marks. He’s never shown he can operate a D1 program successfully long term. UW was in for a huge step back next year, and he didn’t do a good job of restocking the cupboard for Year 3 before he left.
Now he’s tearing down one of the best rosters in the country so he can restart it the same way he did at 4-8 Fresno State and 4-8 UW. Maybe it will work because he’s a great coach, but he’s essentially lighting on fire every advantage that came with taking the Bama job after Saban.
Whether or not he wins there, I’m all for DeBoer turning Bama into a well-coached but less talented team, a la Oklahoma State with Gundy. Maybe we should send him some nice OAN fishing shirts while we’re at it.
Just spitballing here but maybe that's the thought process. He knows he's borked from an NIL perspective so why not turn the roster over early in his tenure and try to instill the culture he knows how to win with? It's been said repeatedly that 80-90% of the Alabama roster was there because of Saban and took less money in the process because they knew they'd have a genuine shot at the league. Subtract Saban, $$, and add Deboer and you get a completely different dynamic. He's obviously won with this approach before.
Or maybe he's dumb as fuck. Who knows.
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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
I *almost* feel bad saying this. Evan Stewart going somewhere and sucking and not getting drafted or drafted really late would also be a really helpful recruiting tool in the age of NIL. This guy was a 5 star, in our backyard, and we needed him desperately. He and his family chose somewhat more money (this part is a bit of poetic license) over being developed. Do we took other guys instead of him. Our guys are high draft picks, that guy is struggling to make a practice squad.
Understanding Stewart is a shit-heel and your original point is about draft stock/NIL dollars; If he does have some type of longer term injury, doesn't taking more money early make sense? He has all the physical talent in the world but injuries can derail just as fast as being considered a raw prospect.
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37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
Beau Baker is an unmitigated piece of shit, and if he still posts here, which I hope for his weak mental health he does not, it’s definitely as a new handle or a lurker because he was run off for doxxing surly posters and choosing A&M ahead of UT and posters here.
Ha! The Bakers are my cousins. I could just call Blake and see if he's the hire.
Edit: @SydneyCarton You'll have to fill me in on the background regarding Blake's posting or shit-posting proclivities.
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15 minutes ago, Constant said:
Yeah, I get it’s fun to enjoy a rival’s negative news, but this is bad for the sport in general.
It's only bad for the sport when you're on the shit-end of it.
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10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything.
Tell me you Christmas shopped on Temu without telling me you Christmas shopped on Temu.
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19 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
Indeed. College Station to Magnolia or Conroe to The Woodlands, aka, Lower College Station. Isn't that right @GlenFromTheMailRoom?
Indeed it is.
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Not sure why they're wringing their hands about Robinson. Pretty sure it was Terry Price that recruited all those guys.
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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:
Plus Dabo has never shown an ability to field an above average offensive line, but has fielded great defensive lines. They just had that guy, now they would pony up another Jimbo level contract for another?
None of that matters. It's too perfect of a hire. The only thing that matters is what is the total cost of the buyout for Dabo.
Its the same fucking playbook as the Fisher hire. Why would they not do it?
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51 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:
And this my friends, is why I didn’t make the Langham Creek basketball team.
You're 18 years old?
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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
I don't think there was any doubt about that. This whole process is happening because Texas is coming into the SEC with all of the momentum - and aggy is going to try to do everything in there power to stop it. The worst thing that could happen, in their minds, is to lose that game in Kyle Field next year.
The problems with that team aren't going to go away overnight. I don't care what size war chest they have.
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They'll try to fire Jimbo for cause before considering paying that buyout.
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27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
You worry too much. I don't need a longwinded rebuttal or a barrage of them on this. Find something else to wring your hands over.
You spend a lot of time following the $9.95ers. It's clear that Gerry and/or Bobby caught up with the key staff member for Sark that they needed to speak to regarding positions they'll be looking for in the portal. Then they definitively state that TB isn't one of those. And yet here you are, ignoring that, and presuming a TB take from the portal.
You guys are going around your asshole to get to your elbow.
I prefer to think they are "wiping before they poop.".
In addition to that - Brooks didn't have the most affluent upbringing. It would be silly of him to chase "maybe potential" money vs. what he has guaranteed here at Texas. Also - as it was said earlier, the kid enjoys being here.
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41 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:Oh shit, really? If so, my apologies @GlenFromTheMailRoom. I'm like the Katfid of postal workers.
Don't ever lump me in with that fat fuck.
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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:
This. It's gotta be humiliating for the same guy to plant you in the turf, belly flop onto you and then give you a hand up.
What's funny about the second play in particular is that you can see Cruz look at the guy before the snap like he's thinking - "This motherfuckers' soul is about to leave his body."
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Posted · Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom
This is where we should be. Next year should be no different.
Props to the folks that threw their collective nuts on the line to fundamentally change the CFB landscape by saying "We don't give a shit.".
@SydneyCarton @closetojumping @RGBIII @immamac @SquishMitten take a bow gentlemen.
Anyone else involved that I might have missed - drinks are on me the next time your're in town.