This is how you do it. Don’t be a pompous ass, start with utility, humility and humor then next thing you know you’re on the inside and then you can start being an asshole and talking some shit, but don’t be an idiot, and definitely don’t be an idoit, or you’ll get bounced by the fatwa mafia. And don’t be mistaken, it’s not that we can’t take it, it’s that if it’s stupid shit we gonna toss you.
the thing is - and I may seem new here but not really - some of our best members are grads and fans of other teams… UCLA, Iowa State, Kansas state, Oklahoma State, Arizona State, washington, couple of domers, Florida gators, Colorado buffs, hell there’s at least two Aggies here that are at the top of the list, and pains me but even a sooner or two. And we could use some new folks from around who aren’t fucking stupid.
We are a smart bunch, pretty fucking irreverent and we run with the “Deep South is a shithole” narrative quite a bit but we know some of these college towns are legit.
so just take a deep breath and try and stick around. I pretty much told you the playbook, threw you a dozen or so likes, now the rest is up to you.