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On 10/31/2025 at 8:56 AM, Harrison Stafford said:

 

Sold 15,000 shares of UURAF at $5.50 at the open.  Made $16,825.  Not a bad return for a one week position. Have made $34,325 trading UURAF since October 22.  

52 minutes ago, bluto said:

So uuraf cliff diving, fuck it I’m back in

Same. Bought 10,000 shares of UURAF at $3.84. Have made $34,325 in the past several months selling the bounces with this stock. Target is $4.90/$5.00. Of the stocks I own, this is the only one without a core position. It pops and am selling the entire enchilada. Love the volatility of UURAF.

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IBRX crosses $2, catch the falling knife should be their corporate motto

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On 12/31/2024 at 5:36 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

IBRX $6.32 to $2.56        27,800 shares avg cost $9.77

EOSE $1.27 to $4.86       20,000 shares avg cost $1.98

UUUU $6.06 to $5.13      20,000 shares avg cost $6.19

AMYZF $.08 to $.058      125,000 shares avg cost $.91

RVPH $1.28 to $1.81         15,000 shares avg cost $6.87

GERN $4.24 to $3.54       6,000 shares avg cost $3.19

Still holding all positions.  Not trading these stonks.  Hoping Santa rewards my patience in 2025. Happy New Year!

2025 Stonk Core /Non-Tradable Positions in Review. *New

IBRX $2.56 to $1.98. 9,000 shares at avg cost of $9.77

EOSE $4.86 to $11.46 15,100 shares at $5.79

UUUU $5.13 to $14.54 10,000 shares at $6.63

RVPH $1.81 to $.28 20,000 shares at $5.51

*GPHOF $1.41 9,000 shares at $1.33

*ARSMF $.31 30,000 shares at $.55

*APAAF $.13 63,000 shares at $.24

Trading Positions.

UURAF $3.94 10,000 shares at $3.84 Sell around $5

UUUU $14.54 5,000 shares at $15.10 Sell around $19

EOSE $11.46 3,000 shares at $13.92 Sell around $18

ASPI $5.35 5,000 shares at $7.66 Sell around $10

The account was up $200,000 in 2025 (rising from the ashes) thanks, predominantly, to UUUU & EOSE. Last year, I cut way back on IBRX, broomed the entire positions of both AMYZF & GERN, and went in deep on critical mineral stocks. The goal is to double the account’s value in 2026 to $1.2 million and will need to trade to make that happen. Hence, the trading positions. Everything in this portfolio is a stonk with moonshot potential. The safest bets are UUUU & EOSE which should double in 2026. They’re both off and running to start the new year with UUUU +$1.85 to $16.38 and EOSE +$1.49 to $12.96. Happy New Year and let’s make some winning trades in 2026, ya filthy animals!

On 1/2/2026 at 9:54 AM, Harrison Stafford said:

broomed the entire positions of both AMYZF

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3 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Well, at least, you're not pregnant. Are you?

“Four cokes?!!…What are you a diabetic?”

Am remorseful for recommending AMYZF and for buying 125,000 shares of AMYZF at $.91 and selling at $.10. The stock could still ascend, but I got tired of waiting. Having said that, if you mention a failed recommendation, it’s only fair to mention those that were successful. So, let me guess. You bought UUUU around 5-6 and EOSE around 4-5?

33 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Am remorseful for recommending AMYZF and for buying 125,000 shares of AMYZF at $.91 and selling at $.10. The stock could still ascend, but I got tired of waiting. Having said that, if you mention a failed recommendation, it’s only fair to mention those that were successful. So, let me guess. You bought UUUU around 5-6 and EOSE around 4-5?

Just being Surly. Unfortunately AMYZF was the only stonk I fucked around with. I had a 30% gain and literally posted here and got talked out of selling hoping for moon. Its a trivial amount of money and I don’t “blame” anyone for my decisions. I’ll hold it till moon or zero.

SLS may be doing the thing!

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Just being Surly. Unfortunately AMYZF was the only stonk I fucked around with. I had a 30% gain and literally posted here and got talked out of selling hoping for moon. It’s a trivial amount of money and I don’t “blame” anyone for my decisions. I’ll hold it till moon or zero.

Apologies if I was the idiot who talked you out of selling AMYZF. Hopefully, it does a moonshot and you make bank. Buy UUUU on any pullback and EOSE around 13. In a year, you should double your money with both stocks. More than a double wouldn’t surprise me. This administration is uber focused on energy, nuclear, defense, and critical minerals. These are the areas to find stocks that are going to outperform. IMHO.

On 3/12/2020 at 1:22 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is there anyone left that hasn’t bought a subscription?  I’m a serious “last adopter” and have had my subscription for over two years.

I haven't. So there's one person, at least.

13 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I haven't. So there's one person, at least.

Solid bump. Feels good getting closure after 5+ years of uncertainty

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14 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I haven't. So there's one person, at least.

I use my kids, because I'm old and I can

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