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  1. Moderna 2 scheduled for 2:40 this afternoon. Looking forward to the inflating heart sack syndrome now, fuck.
  2. Guy I was in the shit with was living off the grid in the mountains with his daughter post retirement. Dude’s daughter was kidnapped and held for ransom by a Latin American despot wanting the guy to overthrow and install him as dictator of a small island nation. A couple of cronies accompanied him to the airport to fly to the island nation, one of them was kind of funny so the guy told him that he liked him and was going to kill him last. On the flight he broke one of the dude’s necks and covered him with a blanket. After jumping out of the landing gear while the plane was taking off, he track
  3. Playa never even lost his hat!
  4. Fyi @PRONG HORN - I don't believe that we are alone in the universe. I tell my kids on the reg that certainly in their lifetimes we will either discover existing microbial life or fossilized evidence of past microbial life in the soil on Mars. I just think that with these UFO sightings you have got to take a thorough look at the Earthly possibilities before jumping onboard the "it's aliens" train, primarily because there are a myriad of factors that could have caused them. Kudos to the military for releasing some of their videos and saying "we've looked at these and we are not sure what the f
  5. I mean, it's a crazy cool set of videos but there are various UFO "experts" that openly believe them to be a hoax. And Israeli news identified that the guy that shot the primary video is a film maker and the supplemental vids were shot by some students in a film class with a connection to him. https://www.livescience.com/12826-jerusalem-ufo-hoax.html https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jerusalem-ufo-hoax_n_978202
  6. You know you're in Canada when the perp, victim and police officer are all thanking one another throughout the ordeal. Upon further research, this dildo is running for Calgary mayor and owns a coffee company called "Wasted Native." https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/03/07/not-acceptable-indigenous-council-hopeful-calls-wasted-native-coffee-brand-traumatic-stereotype/
  7. I enjoy this KISS song. Written with an assist from Michael Bolton.
  8. True, and there is a laundry list of environmental factors that can explain that rather simply. How many times have you heard a thunderous jet engine, looked up and saw a jet that was a pin point on the horizon? How many times have you seen a jet much closer and heard not much or anything at all?
  9. Describe what's doing here before I put it in my pants. Filet, butter, peppers and etouffee?
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