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  1. cross posted from the facebook thread:
  2. Pete Rock has some doozies.
  3. Those guys look like 4 different AI-generated versions of Peruvian Rainforest Aaron Rodgers.
  4. DA: "And when you realized that the Defendant to your right was pulling on your arm, what did you do?" GATORUBET: "I sprayed his head with gasoline." DA: "And as you sprayed the Defendant's head with gasoline did you say anything to him?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "What did you say?" GATORUBET: "I said 'I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!' " DA: "So you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "And what did the Defendant do when you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "He fled."
  5. He sounds similar to Mayor Larry Vaughn.
  6. Lakeboy should have yelled "I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!" Worth a shot.
  7. Added for accuracy.
  8. Seriously. That is incredible.
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