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  1. Help me out here. I've read up on this and it's still not clicking why the extra rotation occurs- the sites I see simply say because the center of A is rotating around the center of B but I'm still not getting it. So if B rotated around A it would be 4/3? Sincerely, a liberal arts major
  2. They're fraternal twins that due to superfecundation have different fathers, one is Danny Devito and the other is Arnold Schwarzeneger. They look nothing alike, so bartender grunts and gives each his drink.
  3. There's some whores in this house is a catchy chorus. It's not hey Jude, but it's nice.
  4. Not a cat

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    They had one of those popups saying that a mouse is 30 calories. You waste more than that setting up the trap, checking it and skinning the damn thing. Seems like a less than optimal strategy.
  5. Said every husband ever. For all you guys having key problems, you ever thought about getting a tile locator fob for her keychain?
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    I'm not going to judge, as I'd probably shit my pants if I heard wolves howling near my camp all night, but I also don't think I'm Billy Badass. I was deer hunting in a blind one evening and I had unknowingly parked the 4 wheeler by a coyote den. It's unnerving as hell walking by all that howling in the dark, and I was carrying a rifle. I can't imagine being unarmed in the middle of nowhere with wolves howling.
  7. I'm not aware of a generic first name for a balding middle aged dude with kids, but I'd be honored to lend my first name to it.
  8. I'm going to be honest, I'm a big enough of a dumbass that the possibility of the chainsaw causing the palm tree to catch fire would not have occurred to me. But I'd be on the ground and running away. Anyone with enough expertise to climb a tree to cut it should probably know better.
  9. I've heard both Ken and Kevin as the male version of Karen. It's definitely not Chad, which is the term for the good looking guy who gives zero shits and has sex with all the women.
  10. I've heard both Ken and Kevin as the male version of Karen. It's definitely not Chad, which is the term for the good looking guy who gives zero shits and has sex with all the women.
  11. Shit, my last semester in 91 it was $500. It more than doubled in the next 7 years apparently. I remember when I started on campus people were still pissed tuition had just gone up by 50%, from $8 an hour to $12.
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    Alone

    Bonus strategy, Barbara parachutes in with the supplies. Though you'd have to hide her when the crew comes to tell you you've won.
  13. I'd love to consistently be Bama and have every recruiting class over a dozen year period with at least one national championship. But we've never accomplished that in any stretch in the program's history. What I'd be ecstatic with right now is consistent 10 win seasons, over .500 against your main rival, win conference championship at least half the time, bitch slap lesser teams and always be in the playoff talk in November. That would be really, really cool. And then once we got used to that we can start bitching about how we're just not getting enough national championships.
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