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Not a cat

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  1. You got that part right.
  2. Holy shit, I looked this up figuring it was one of those fluky stats where due to injuries and schedules Clark had only played a half game on the road so far this year. Nope- 2 for 35.
  3. I'm looking at some futures and the combo of arch winning Heisman and Texas winning NC is +3000. Now I'm not predicting that, but given that there is substantial overlap for the scenarios that cause both of those conditions to happen, I'm not sure that's a bad bet at those odds. Kind of like if they would let you parlay first half over and total over.
  4. Holy shit, that 4th paragraph. Whatever pr firm reviewed that really sucks.
  5. Hence why I said or would overseas sponsors step in and fill the gap. If certain overseas leagues can pay more than the WNBA and are presumably self supporting (unlike some leagues, cough cough) then there's obviously some base fan interest a sponsor might find appealing.
  6. I think the big question is would sponsors follow her, or would she pick up overseas sponsors to offset the loss. If it happened, I can already see the same players that hate her now accusing her of being selfish and abandoning the league.
  7. What would the Deloitte FMV be for a 5 star endorsing a kolache shop?
  8. This. All I could think of whenever the bachelorette talked was to feel sorry for the poor guy that married her. And that she was probably getting railed in Cozumel.
  9. Unfortunately, new Orleans is supposed to suck shit through a straw this year
  10. It was the 82 cotton bowl (81 season) and I don't know if I'd call a come from behind 14-12 victory a whipping, but I'll take it. Fun fact most announcers of Baylor Texas games hardly ever mentioned- the winning touchdown was scored by a guy whose son was not offered by UT.
  11. Girlfriends. That puts him easily in the top 1% around here.
  12. One thing I remember about that game is White caught a pass completely in the clear, nobody within 10 yards of him. I jump for joy and do celebratory laps around my girlfriend's tiny apartment for what seemed like 15 seconds, come back into view of the TV assuming he scored but he's still running and gets dragged down. He may have been fast in high school but I swear it looked like a 5.4 40 that day.
  13. To be fair Akers was playing for a national championship in his 7th year, but once the freedom bowl happened the next year he had a very short leash. I think the reason for the disparity in fan vitriol between the 2 is because in 1986 we had pretty much kicked ass the previous 30 years so fans weren't used to losing. Turtle had the benefit of lazy years Mack and strong.
  14. If Simmons somehow meets his goal and breaks the single season sack record of 22.5, I'll be thoroughly impressed. Though I'm still not sure how Kiki did that playing in the early 80s SWC. Unless they counted a tackle for loss of the QB on an option play as a sack.
  15. Outsiders think it is all about talent, which Texas always had.
  16. An extra 5 or 10 yards of lebensraum can be all the difference in a close game.
  17. Story I heard about a journeyman NHL player that played against Gretzky. Fight breaks out and when that happens everyone just grabs the closest opposing player to keep them out of it. He grabs Gretzky who looks at him and says "get your hands off of me you fucking plumber."
  18. I did not have Elton John liking the smell of vagina on my bingo card.
  19. Yeah, Switzer was just innocently hanging out at a track meet when he found himself seated behind an oil company exec who was also a huge OU booster. Unbeknownst to this booster, the head football coach was right behind him and overheard everything booster told his wife about the upcoming events that would move the market. What are the odds?
  20. You deserve to get treated like Mrs Lacewell good and hard if you're dumb enough to trust Switzer. He was also the defendant in a landmark SEC (exchange not conference) insider trading case.
  21. That's peak Mack right there. Sometimes I forget what a little bitch he was but then I see something like this to remind me.
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