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SydneyCarton

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  1. I'm guessing you run into Portnoy because he's shoved himself into the business space, and then politics, as some kind of mouthpiece or authority on things. So he casts a much wider net than McAfee, who mostly stays in his lane. Portnoy is a piece of shit.
  2. Per the internet, he went to some place called Clark.
  3. Counterpoint: This herd could stand to be thinned...quite a bit. Brady Quinn just has a knack for looking wildly uncomfortable at all times. Like he's been holding in a massive fart or worse for 10 years. I used to think he was so uncomfortable because he was covering for some closeted homosexuality. But the less people care about homosexuality, and the older I get and the more I've had to watch people be latently uncomfortable, I'm starting to wonder if the guy just isn't a straight up serial killer. He's like a more handsome, much less slovenly Ted Cruz in that regard. I wonder if he has often ruminated over what it's like to be with his human wife.
  4. Even before that, there was a kid named, I think, Jerrell Wilkerson who never made it to campus.
  5. JoJo Earle...I can't believe that guy was the class of 2021. At this point he feels like a fucking Charlie Strong recruitment.
  6. "Guys, there's about to be a lot of layoffs in the recruiting industry. Therefore, we don't need to pay attention at all to player rankings." Wow.
  7. If this is a place to learn then man have we been failing. Slider2yBanana still can’t even breathe involuntarily, and just look at poor Helobious over there polishing his fake Amazon gold chain and speaking with the complete confidence of the truly imbecilic. And we’ve been at this for years. Nee decades.
  8. Yeah. It really shows.
  9. Weird that they spell Poor S M A R T
  10. I never thought I’d see the day where someone basically tried to portray themselves as a white, neck-beard helobious and try to spin it as a positive. Wow. Recruiting 2026 - Love What The Game Has Become or Recruiting 2026 - More Like Kirby Sharts
  11. I’m too lazy to go make a list of all the whiny little twats from the past 10 days or so, but maybe tomorrow.
  12. Allow me to be the first person here to tell Chace Calicut that he can get all the way fucked, stay all the way fucked, and to enjoy his shitty time in a shitty state after having pissed off all of Texas. Choke on that dick, north shore shitbird.
  13. Sure buddy. And Im not a cat guy, right?
  14. Or it was Ian Boyd. And by "our board" he means his own board were he still has Arch Manning at Safety and refers to his microwave and the large bag of frozen dino nuggets he feeds himself as "Fast Casual."
  15. I dunno about 8-4 but I expect Stockton to be ass I don't think its underrated.
  16. I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa? That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?
  17. I respectfully disagree. That would be posting and interacting with the fucking den of dullards on the football board every Saturday. Hmm. Appears you're a regular poster on the football board.
  18. GTFO of here with your logical deduction and perfectly reasonable speculation.
  19. Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W
  20. I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all.
  21. I think that's just our society in general. There are two types of NFL fans; those that grew up cheering for those teams with their family, and those who never went to a decent sized college. And I suppose the third tier of losers who decided to adopt the Houston Texans late in life, for whatever reason, but I assume that is based on some segment of those who went to college and a need to fill the void in their lives that Bud Adams ripped away.
  22. It's almost like in your world, it's impossible to be perfectly fine with a guy who's found success in his various fields while at the same time dismissing someone personally because you find their content to be tedious and unspectacular. Texas A&M has managed to create hundreds of thousands of alums, some of them who have money, and brainwash them into borderline tragic levels of cognitive dissonance and emotional sports suffering, all while having them say "please sir may I have another." By any measure it seems like Texas A&M is a super successful institution, and have positioned themselves brilliantly. I suppose it goes without saying that the institution of Texas A&M demands your respect, huh?
  23. Fun Fact, Pat McAfee is @closetojumping's favorite college football analyst. "He adds real personality to the shows, guys." His opinion was in such a minority in our text group that now he's gotten super defensive about it, trying to proactively frame some dumb antic or take McAfee has as prescient or smart. I think he even defended McAfee's pick of aTm for last year's football game. "Guys, obviously I expect to win, but McAfee had some good points."
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