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  1. Anything that eliminates coin flips is good. 1990s: "Texas has won the toss and has elected to receive." Texas crowd cheers. 2010s: "Texas has won the toss and has elected to defer. Texas will kick to Baylor." Texas crowd cheers.
  2. I can't believe this is the first "because I pay taxes" guy.
  3. Finally, he does something good:
  4. He's not going to "run." He's going to show up to the convention and say, "Yeah, I'll do it" and everyone will piss all over themselves with excitement and Cruz and Hawley will stand there quietly holding their own dicks.
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