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Pimphand

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  1. I'm sure it's been discussed on this thread but is there any particular reason we haven't signed Brandon Belt by now? I'd rather have him than Singleton and I'd rather have him start than Abreu....
  2. I'm hoping LA loses to NOLA and then Sacramento that way we get rid of the two hyper annoying fanbases in the Western Conference. Unfortunately the Celtics aren't going fishing anytime soon...
  3. Was an interesting year for sure had streaks both good and bad. Couldn't buy a game on the road for the first month and a half till they beat the defending champs in Denver which was wild. The 2.5 month stretch from Mid-Dec through Feb was brutal going 12-25 but somehow they pulled out of that tailspin and went 13-1 in the next 14 games to get back above .500 and add some excitement to the end of the season. Definitely have plenty to work on this offseason and plenty to build on.
  4. Not sure if this guy's math is right but it seems plausible just we won't know officially till the play in games are done.... Basically 93% chance OKC gets our pick unless Chicago or Atlanta advance then it drops to a 90.6% chance OKC gets our pick.
  5. I mean who really cares about the .500 mark? We were 5 games back of the Warriors was the only thing that really mattered and we were so far ahead of the rest of the lottery teams it was a no-op even if we lost. Here is the inline footage.....
  6. Yeah to me it's an on base percentage question. If you get on base >= 35% of the time then I think you should have the freedom to make the call This too lol
  7. Jay showed us the footage and yes it was basically with the lab having a 5% chance of error being so much more statistically significant than the DNA profile matching you can absolutely just throw the DNA profile match out and focus only on the lab error.
  8. I have always been a huge Reggie Jackson fan for his fuck you pay me attitude during the 70s but at this point I wouldn't even listen to my own father for advice at his age and he's 7 months younger than Reggie.
  9. Shit 3-3 seems like a miracle right now.
  10. I know we aren't just saying we're so desperate I might not rage self annihilate like normal.
  11. I mean signing Bauer might make me want to Edward Norton Fight Club myself but at the same time we're so shitty with an entire starting 5 on the IL that I'm not opposed like I normally would.
  12. Been going to the dome with pops since before I can even remember being there. Stood in line for hours to get Nolan Ryan to sign his autobiography throwing heat only to have them cut the line off like 4 people ahead of us. My old man then looks at Nolan and says "Hey man you're his hero" and so Nolan waves me over asks me my name and signs my book. I was always rocking my Astros gear on the beach in St Thomas during the 100+ loss years. I never expected the 7 straight ALCS run but damn if 2023 (putrid roster management) and 2019 (WTAF) don't sting it would have been sweet to have been sitting there alongside the Yankees dynasty from 1996-2003 (4 WS wins, 6 ALCS wins) instead we are going to be looked upon as 2nd fiddle despite the historic consistency.
  13. No that's just a regular 3 putt sunshine pump special ;-) Circle of 'tuve life kinda like as a human you get born unable to walk, talk, or control your bowels and if you get old enough the same becomes true as well.
  14. Did someone say meat pimp? https://www.cc.com/video/jzq2u1/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-headlines-meat-pimp I doubt unlike that old stooge he would need a security detail to deal with that inaccurate riff raff.
  15. All I care about is that we are more successful than all the "new" SEC teams (Oklahoma, Missouri, Texas A&M, Arkansas, and to a much lesser extent South Carolina) Now I also would like to be more successful than the traditional SEC powers (Alabama, Georgia, LSU, ...) but we haven't exactly set the Big 12 on fire with 4 football conference championships so I'm OK with baby steps first which is just beat the other n00bs to the prize and do so consistently.
  16. He was also in the VIP tent at the Heart of Texas music festival at Altstadt Brewery with Ginobli & Manziel on Saturday /csb
  17. Jay Koehler was my statistics prof at UT and one of my favorite teachers. He was on OJ's defense team... Didn't realize he made it into law and teaches at Northwestern now. Good for him https://www.law.northwestern.edu/faculty/profiles/JonathanKoehler/
  18. 7.2 IP 14 ER 16.40 ERA What is the WAR on that?
  19. Also remember Boomer Sooner = Squatter Cheater
  20. I mean what sucks is ou and ou is what sucks but them putting a basketball stadium in Moore isn't going to fuck them up. Those Gaylords pretty much only care about football Ohio State style and I don't see them building a football stadium off campus.
  21. I was ok with him till the pantywaist horns down bullshit. You are a motherfucking clown from that point forward nothing you can do will wash off that cowardly stench.
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