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Pimphand

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  1. With Jimmy Buckets out I'm kinda surprised the line in Vegas still has the Heat as favorites.
  2. Need friendo gif of chinpubes too....
  3. Ha yeah my friend was like "well this is a HIPAA violation so I shouldn't tell you..." but then I reminded her I let her pet the nurse shark at the Cartanza Senora on her final open water checkout dive which is definitely against PADI rules and then she told me our mutual friend is actually a patient of her brother (who is a dentist). I'm going for complete domination of the Earth based on this info....
  4. I would rather go 1. Altuve 2. Pena 3. Alvarez 4. Tucker 5. Diaz 6. Myers 7. Bregman 8. McCormick 9. Black Hole Sun
  5. Well at least the Stros can't lose today #fml
  6. I was hyper fucking annoyed in the 2021 CWS when we were playing Mississippi State when in the 9th inning of a tie ballgame he pulled the Hispanic Titanic and then dropped a sacrifice bunt. WTAF? Either bunt Melendez over or pinch run and steal the fucking base without giving up the automatic out but you don't pull your best hitter from a potential extra inning game and then sac bunt the pinch runner over. Moo State would learn from Pierce's fuck up and as soon as they got the HBP in their half of the inning they put the pinch runner in and stole the base and won the game on the next pitch. Even the fucking announcer says "That's a big bat to take out of the lineup in the event you go to extra innings" When you get called out by the announcer you probably shouldn't be coaching at Texas......
  7. Honestly though if you are a serial killer/mass murderer is there any better place to ply your craft than Austin? I mean we have entire sites dedicated to our incompetence... https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1970s-cold-cases https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1980s-cold-cases https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/1990s-cold-cases https://www.tcsheriff.org/services/crime-information/cold-cases/2000s-cold-cases I think we got so incompetent we didn't even make the 2010s cold cases or 2020s cold cases pages Mix in the high profile shit like the servant girl annihilator, yogurt shop killings, rainy street rippette I think we must be in a universe of one.... just not in a good way.
  8. Christopher Lee Heard was my roommate's little brother back when we were living at 400 Lightsey in college Chris came to visit us and his older brother kept harping on him to go to UT and take over the house. I told Chris not to live his life for his brother but instead to pursue his greatest excitement. He would do just that and wind up dying in the bonfire not even 24 months later Still one of the most devastating moments in my life only recently surpassed by the Collins family as my boy Chris lost his dad, all 3 sons, and a nephew. And yes I hope the bonfire families shut this stupidity down because there is no amount of "tradition" that's worth killing your students over.
  9. They really should bring back Franchione so he can bring back the VIP Connection newsletter.
  10. Like I told my aggy super fan buddy last weekend "I didn't even know college baseball was a sport this year" #FML
  11. They earned it for sure. I still would like to see them hire a President of Basketball Operations to run the front office and keep dipshit Fertita at bay just signing checks and keeping the trains running.
  12. You might want to redo this one... He played in 13 seasons and in 2017-18 he played in 58 games between the Clippers & Pistons He did have 4 seasons with less than 50 games played in the 13 however...
  13. Yeah we can't even figure out it's an ocean sunfish doing it's natural routine but definitely going to help it haha.
  14. Boston in a nutshell...
  15. I'm sure it's been discussed on this thread but is there any particular reason we haven't signed Brandon Belt by now? I'd rather have him than Singleton and I'd rather have him start than Abreu....
  16. I'm hoping LA loses to NOLA and then Sacramento that way we get rid of the two hyper annoying fanbases in the Western Conference. Unfortunately the Celtics aren't going fishing anytime soon...
  17. Was an interesting year for sure had streaks both good and bad. Couldn't buy a game on the road for the first month and a half till they beat the defending champs in Denver which was wild. The 2.5 month stretch from Mid-Dec through Feb was brutal going 12-25 but somehow they pulled out of that tailspin and went 13-1 in the next 14 games to get back above .500 and add some excitement to the end of the season. Definitely have plenty to work on this offseason and plenty to build on.
  18. Not sure if this guy's math is right but it seems plausible just we won't know officially till the play in games are done.... Basically 93% chance OKC gets our pick unless Chicago or Atlanta advance then it drops to a 90.6% chance OKC gets our pick.
  19. I mean who really cares about the .500 mark? We were 5 games back of the Warriors was the only thing that really mattered and we were so far ahead of the rest of the lottery teams it was a no-op even if we lost. Here is the inline footage.....
  20. Yeah to me it's an on base percentage question. If you get on base >= 35% of the time then I think you should have the freedom to make the call This too lol
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