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Chad Fuck

Certifiably Surly
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  1. No worries. Next best alternative to posting two guitars.
  2. Damn. I totally would’ve guessed Eric. But I guess as the line approaches “infinity dumb” on the graph, the gradations get very small.
  3. Fano’s done it. Or something very similar.
  4. Great town. Beautiful Mustang too!
  5. Pretty nice ‘57 210 on the square in Grandbury last night.
  6. That no one was defending, obviously.
  7. I could really go for turning a certain family into pillars of salt. Then I could watch them melt as I pissed on them.
  8. My tix just arrived. Three day weekend two. See y’all there. Anyone know where I can get a surly mask?
  9. I also got a week 2 shipping notice but haven’t seen the bands yet.
  10. This. This is what I was reaching for.
  11. He has some great gear videos on YouTube. The guy would fit right in here in that respect. Except you know, he can actually wail on his collection. He comes across exactly as you say. I kind of wanted to dislike him based on the over the top billboards that show up when he’s passing through town. But dammit if I don’t like the guy.
  12. These are options I had not considered. They seem valid.
  13. Truth. And not to break my arm patting myself on the back, but I was the proverbial good kid. I got good grades, was successful in various extra curricular activities. A regular Opie Griffith. But damn that car was hot. Looking back, I'm sure my Dad thought he was doing a good thing giving me the car he would've loved to have in high school. But then later he also told me the various ways he'd nearly killed himself in it during his 20s, and I was like, "WTF Dad? After all that you still gave it to me?" His response was that he knew I was more responsible than he. Which I was. But it still didn't stop me from doing a few irresponsible things. Ah well, youth.
  14. Rolling Stone used to take these lists semi seriously. It is clear that they are now meant solely to stroke the ego and validate the tastes of whatever their target audience may be. I understand that I am now beyond their most valuable demographic. I'm cool with that. I'll just be over here in the corner with my headphones on. RS can carry on carrying on.
  15. Is that really the best forced smile he could come up with? Also, he's way too young to have teeth that yellow. It took me decades of coffee drinking to get that look.
  16. The corollary to my first car being a 65 Mustang with a newly rebuilt 302 is that after seeing what their most responsible son had done with that, my parents bought his just slightly less very responsible little brother an 82 Mustang LX with the 4 banger and just enough juice to get to school and back. They’d learned their lesson.
  17. Hunter Pepper? At least his parents had a sense of humor.
  18. El Dorado is just beyond that next hill, over in the next valley, Señor DeSoto.
  19. I have a friend who used to have one. Nevermind the sound (which is great), just the industrial design is awesome.
  20. I had a 65 Mustang as my first car. God protecting fools is the only reason I’m here today. And I was an Uber responsible 16 year old. That still didn’t stop me from laying the pedal down too way far and way more often than I should’ve. It’s like throwing the boy in a whorehouse with a wad of cash and telling him he’s better off investing the cash and taking care of business himself. You both know it’s true, but you also know he’s coming home empty handed. Take the advice up thread. Get the boy a beater. If he wants something better, he can pay the difference and learn some economic lessons in the process. Also a higher chance of surviving to his twenties.
  21. This bro should’ve been hung on the Capitol lawn with his fellow insurrectionist traitors by now.
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