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TornACL last won the day on June 13 2020

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  1. It also helps if Hunter makes more shots than a dead guy.
  2. Christ Almighty, .219 team batting average, 9 total home runs, and 126 strikeouts in 12 games Team OPS appears to be under .700. Our hitters strike out at about the same rate as them but damn, at least we do something when we make contact.
  3. I have never had any allergy problems here in FW, but goddamn, this year is different. I think I have been sneezing for a week straight. Maybe I have the COVID or the super-AIDS but I don't feel bad. Anyone else?
  4. I can't watch this complete lack of range at 2B all season long.
  5. The curse of the murdered cat.
  6. Can they take the big bad wolf breakfast and jam it all into a big burrito? Because I would definitely try that and then cancel my plans for the rest of the day.
  7. Gonna need a pic of daughter to confirm.
  8. And don't forget the bat flip after the leadoff walk. It was at that moment I knew that Miami didn't believe they were better than Texas.
  9. On the dark web you can find the actual pictures of what she looks like now, and warning, it is not pretty at all
  10. God damn, the Titans are dumber than we are.
  11. I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win. Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time. Thanks for nothing pal.
  12. The smart money would be on us starting WW3
  13. The answer can be found inside a Thundercloud Subs. Ask for a cookie with "extra chocolate chunks" and the counter guy will identify himself by his secret Mossad code name.
  14. Just another Friday morning, casually chatting with Mossad agents via text message.
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