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Patricio Swayze

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Patricio Swayze last won the day on June 18 2019

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  1. I thought I already did that. At least once.
  2. Wow, I just realized how bad Apple autocorrect is. I am too lazy to go back and clarify my last post. The important part is my wife is ok with my kids being Aggy, if they so choose. I am not. And as long as I am alive, I will fight to not let happen.
  3. My 5 year old daughter out on a longhorn shirt, drew a longhorn then grabbed her stuff beco and some other loosely texas related toys to show me how much loves Texas. My wife then said she didn’t care if she went to a&m. Despite the fact that she is a foreigner, I am considering divorcing her. Jesus fucking Christ I feel like I have failed.
  4. The lines I have been in have been good about distancing, even though it still seems like a less than stellar idea. But in all seriousness, I would hate for any of these places to go under, so I go and eat. Even before dine in was reopened, I would buy bbq and eat it off the tailgate of my truck. But it’s kind of crazy that on a Friday you can roll into a place like Tejas, Truth, etc and only have to wait maybe 10 minutes.
  5. I can believe it. The lines are shorter everywhere I go. But I have been trying to do my part, obviously.
  6. Yeah, it’s crazy. I think he is still the most prolific serial killer in Texas history. Maybe I am wrong. Tortured, raped and murdered at least 28. Fucking insane evil.
  7. I finally got around to watching Night Stalker. Great doc series. Some the direction definitely had a Michael Mann influence. I wish someone would do a quality doc series like Night Stalker but about the Candy Man from Houston. Fucking sick bastard.
  8. In Florida licking Trump’s sweaty asshole.
  9. No shit. And I hate the motherfucker.
  10. I swear, the only being that feel my pain are my dogs. Not even my wife or kids. Nor my lifelong friends.
  11. Truth is absolutely, undeniably the best and most consistent bbq inside the loop. Anyone saying different is a jackass or a hipster wanting to be cool.
  12. It’s not about enjoying it. Champ cooks some good bbq. Not elite, but very good. It’s about friends getting fucked over that I am not down with.
  13. Nah. I am most certainly not surly elite. Hell, I have been unemployed since April.
  14. My Pops and I were passing through Fulshear today at lunch. We drove to Truth.
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