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ROFL BOX

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  1. #TimWalz always clacks together the tongs every time he is standing at the grill & picks them up. \ #TimWalz gets phone calls from Chuck Norris for pointers on what fork goes on the outside & where to put that funny [knife / not a knife].
  2. Updated 04 Aug 24. No Dirt Burglars or aggy stinkin' up the top 10. What's in the water over there @ the Cardinal?
  3. https://theweek.com/speedreads/739921/trump-incorrectly-claimed-swedish-decades But, hey... at least it was one of those "pure" white types, right? Not exactly Aryan but close enough for your needs I suppose.
  4. ‘‘Santo necro-post, Batman! Didn't exactly think this was worth an entire thread & this one popped up with the search "cupcake". I prese t to you "How To Make A Shag² Cupcake": https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DXeJTZSZvEKM34h6/?mibextid=D5vuiz
  5. Apparently America being a multicultural / multi racial nation has your underwear knotted up (if you take 'em off your neck, it's possible you could breathe). Does it *really* bother you when people of differing racial backgrounds have sexytyime & create humans that blend those hues & complexions? Apparently yes, it does. Go burn some books & leave the rest of us to move forward as a society.
  6. Not sorry you didn't like getting dunked on.
  7. Interesting you can be a human AND a softcore racist piece of shit @ the same time. Then again, you're not the only one.
  8. Mold allergies from all the recent Central Texas rain must be kicking up because I'm sorta teary over this one.
  9. I guess Howard University is an H.I.U. & Alpha Kappa Alpha is an Indian Sorority?
  10. Ketchup talk [without regard or mention of the 🍊🀑] not going away.
  11. Sooo... my donation didn't come from me & I'm "a ghost"?
  12. 3. Qcumbers who believe fervently every conspiracy laden idea about β€’ "Q drops". β€’ Some [un-named] Special Forces group has invaded Italy to retrieve "the servers" that were used to flip the Dominion votes from the 🍊🀑 to Biden. β€’ "A Storm" is coming (any day now... goalposts constantly pushed back) where the 🍊🀑 will be rightfully placed back in office. ● Simultaneously, all of this: β–  Trump is actually in office & "making things happen". β–  Biden is on a Hollywood set when shown in the Oval Office. β–  The Bidem you see in public appearances is an actor with Hollywood style makeup & fake masks on (or it is "Hollywood" CGI). β–  Biden died & "They" don't want Harris in office, so "They" are using actors to portray Biden. β–  Michelle Obama is a man (named "Mike") while Sasha & Malia were kidnapped from an orphanage & raised as the Obama kids. β–  AND the Obama kids are child actors who are getting paid to pretend d to be Michelle's progeny. β–  Obama is actually running the country, Biden is just a useful puppet. β€’ John F. Kennedy is going to reappear & reveal himself to have not died AND it was the CIA who dun it AND he is actually Trump. β€’ Through the use of "Gematria" (short definition: Biblical math) one can divine how Trump is "the Chosen One" sent to deliver us from whatevs. β€’ "Med Beds" are a real thing (see also: Star Trek medical bays) & Trump has those in reserve for his health care plan. β€’ Cancer (all) was solved years ago & Trump cannot declassify these papers until he is sworn in. So... start there.
  13. If quizzed on it, this will also be one more opportunity for Trump to go off script & say very stupid shit. Popcorn.gif
  14. I'm looking forward to someone putting Vance's heavily guylinered face atop a Care Bear (ΒΏmaroon?) with a Klan hood on it's tummy.
  15. Same. Like... massive forehead gravitational pull.
  16. Chad Prather stole 'em in the name of freedoms.
  17. I will get the links if you want me to do the work, however I am surprised you aren't aware of Trump [after one of the many mass shootings that have occurred... this particular one during his term in office...] saying "Whe we do, what we have to do is take the guns. We have to take the guns first & then let the courts settle it. We take the guns." Trump is the ONLY sitting PotIS to have β˜†EVERβ˜† said anything like that. EVER. Not any Presidential candidate has said such a thing, even as a non-candidate & it was dug up from an old clip out of Forget-Landia. But the 🍊🀑 says it & then the Qcumbers go deaf, deaf / dumb / blind πŸ™‰ πŸ™Š πŸ™ˆ. :Edit: @Bozo_Casanova beat me to it.
  18. Better to sell now when expectations are inflated rather than Β½ way through the season as reality once again settles in.
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