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ROFL BOX

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  1. SMS exchange Her: "I got him an electric shaver. Me: "K. I got him a manicure kit like you mentioned." Her: "I also got him one. You should ask before you do stuff like that. Can you get him a black hoodie?" Me: "Not while he is with me." Her: "Why is he with you?" Me: "We need physicals for Winter Camp." (Scouts BSA) Her: "Fine, I'll do it myself (like always)." Me: "...Says the person who said I shouldn't have gotten him a manicure kit."
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  4. Tapa
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  6. PLUS, if you have a Circle K gas station in your area, you can win free food / drinks in addition to the weekly prizes. Go into the store & ask the clerk if they have any of the .10 cent discount gas cards. Put it into the pump prior to your CC & it knocks your fuel prices down by a dime, up to 20 gallons. Put the pump handle away & reset... do it again for another 20 gallons. If you tie the card into your bank account, there is .30 off on the 1st 10 uses. Not required for the .10 off. https://win.circlek.com/ My high score is 516. ¿Whatchu got, beetches?
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  10. My wife is constantly on me or the kids about "Why is the light still on for the [porch / kitchen]?" bit my daughter consistently leaves the floor / oscillating fan on in her room & wife doesn't G.a.S. 1. The light bulbs have all been swapped over to LED & prob. cost less than $ 1.50 per year to operate. 2. Wife & daughter are convinced that if you have a fan running (even while you are not there in the house) that it lowers the overall temperature of the building. :facepalm:
  11. It's the working / professional version of end of elementary school year superlatives: "& The award for "Did Not Miss Even A Single Day Of School" goes to..."
  12. Soggy Oreos are teh craptacular. So, yeah.
  13. I sent an email to person A with the company & CCd the customer (a Surler). Person A then responded with me, the customer & Person B in a CC. Prior to this email exchange, I had never interacted with Person B & it was Person A who brought them into the conversation.
  14. Like I said, I didn't know that.
  15. I didn't know he could play piano.
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  17. If you are in Texas, you should allow @C-Man to quote you.
  18. Hell
  19. That's The Hartford. I like them for most of the claims I have worked; independent field adjusters & the desk adjusters haven't really been much of a hassle to work with.
  20. Guess how wrong you are? I 100% paid the vehicle off. Did that prob. 4 years ago. I am still owed the title.
  21. Nor am I finding the "LoL", unless we're laughing ABOUT her, not AT her
  22. Video possible later if he sends it to me. - Wood 2× tips ball. - Ball rolls down wooden valley, hits bucket (weighted w/ Milwaukee M18 batteries, bucket barely balanced on edge of plywood) - Bucket tips off, is connected to twine. - Twine is cut by knife & releases through (1) pulley & ( 1) EMT clamp. - Final end of string is weighted by (2) smaller blocks of 2×. - Weighted 2× taps computer keyboard & video that is set to pause then activates & plays.
  23. My 1st wife's Dad grew up around 45 min. NW of OKC. Jim said "My dad would give me his trusty ol' rifle & a pair of .22 bullets to bring back rabbit for dinner. If I missed on the 1st rabbit, I sure as hell better line up two of 'em 'side by side' for that next shot."
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