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ROFL BOX

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  1. Is there a 'rasslin moved called an "Eiffel Tower"?
  2. I was on the roof of my Margate home with a neighbor as we watched the smoke trail seem to go wrong.
  3. TBF, you're possibly cuter than most of the lesbians I have met.
  4. If you & [mention=2525]Kennythetiger[/mention] want to see 'em all, I guess that's understandable (for y'all, anyhow).
  5. I'm constantly fighting this speakerphone battle with my nearly 79 year old mom.
  6. Mine used a "sal-mun" (salmon) yesterday.
  7. ¿ ? Please explain (& take as long as you need / go in-depth here).
  8. Probable crisis averted on the corner piece. Hard refusal from me. Now daughter wants the bedroom stuff & it's a King sized bed. .Ø Where to fit that shit.
  9. Poodle Skirts, Cabbage Patch & Beanies... sure, assumed feminine. The others are somewhat gender neutral.
  10. Ratchet strap talk not going away: After tightening to assumed max tension, if you don't *twang* the strap like a fat guitar string, it hasn't actually been properly checked.
  11. "Getting Old Sucks" ----> 2 doors down
  12. As expected. There IS a flat screen in there, however it certainly isn't large. & Who TF came up with the idea¹ of putting doors over an indoor TV? What's the female minded fascination with hiding a TV? "Oh, we don't want to make the neighbors think we're showing off by actually having a telly when they are poor & only have a hand crank radio." "Let's make people guess & wonder if we actually have a television. Hide it behind those doors." "Honey, I'm tired of having to remind you to close the cabinet doors when you're done watching the TV!" Salesperson @ Cabinets are We: "Well, sure... we got yer base model right here & it certainly does the job of holding a TV... But for only $ 12.50 more per month over that 48 month program, you can get the upgrade... check out these closing doors. (slaps cabinet). Premium Oak right here... look at the grain!" ¹"Ad Wizards", that's who.
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