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ROFL BOX

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  1. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

  2. Not exactly shart thread material, but when you have a bit of an urgent need while @ a business (grocery store, restaurant, etc.) & want to wipe down the seat in a restroom before you go but the paper roll seems to have Ø findable start to the roll... cannot figure out where the leading edge is. & Then your urgency seems to compound. ADDED: Horrible, sand paper type single ply is a great way to say "We don't care. Go shit somewhere else."
  3. "Burning the roof of your mouth" talk not going away: Hot Pockets.
  4. Legit dumbassery from FB, not the lame laughs that so many of the posts in this thread show. THIS is the shit that pisses me off about Ø interaction from any human hands & exclusive A.I.
  5. Why is it that Chripractors can be called "Doctor" when they don't actually have near the same medical training of an Osteopath, G.P. doctor, etc.? Heck, that dentist being maligned [emoji3595] has to go through "regular" med school. Chiro's? Nope.
  6. Paging Mr. @bevo to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.. ...A Mr. Bevo, please pick up the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.
  7. We're/ we are Were / past tense related to was
  8. [mention=449]bevo[/mention] to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone... Paging a Mr. "BEVO" to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.
  9. If you don't have microaggressions with your [spouse / life partner], are you even married? [emoji848]
  10. Try "and / or". Appointment Algorithm
  11. I was gonna put this in the "Wives & the Stupid Shit" thread but thought it world work better here because it is an equal opportunity test. *working on the notion that Shag² is probably 95% male populated. • Hold your hand in a closed fist, bCk of hand up. • Separately, go to your [wife / daughter / sister / girlfriend / mom] & also separately do this with your [husband / son / brother/ boyfriend / dad] ask them to "Put out your hand". • Reach out like you are going to put something in THEIR waiting hand & say nothing... watch them react & report back with what they initially say. Will men automatically assume it is an insect ("Wait!! Is that a bug‽‽")? Will males assume 'insect' more than women? What about a response of "...Because that is EXACTLY the sort of thing you would do!!" Report back. *I also contemplates an entire separate standalone thread vs. "Random Thoughts", so... here we are.
  12. Ummm... the sun was in my eyes. Dropped easy fly ball, y'know? It was the glare, man...
  13. Jimmy Kimmell: "The only time Aaron Rodgers got two "A's" on his report card was when they wrote his name."
  14. My wife has 7 or 8 different shampoo bottles in the shower & probably 5 or 6 of them have less than 1% of product in them. Take off the cap, run some water in there, use the dregs & recycle the bottle. Done. ButNoooo.Belushi.gif
  15. "tge" never gets corrected to "the" & I am contemplating the removal of "javelin" because when I fat finger "jave" instead of "have", that word pops up. & Then I think "but what if some day I'm writing a post about a light spear dating to nearly 400,000 years ago or a man-portable anti-tank system & I need that word?"
  16. On FB aggy posts / comments, I like to remind them where the LOnghorns were actually IN the "Final Four" conversation & won the B12 championship whereas aggy hasnt even been to the CCG their entire time in the SEC! SEC! SEC! It's sorta like when the '05 MNC was won by us & aggy tried to glom onto that by proclaiming Texas "pride". GTFOHWTB.
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